Hookah with a Penis

Sep 28, 2004 18:18

Today's post is going to be a collection of thoughts that have been bouncing around in my head recently, some thoughtful and some vacuous ( Read more... )

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numb_boy September 28 2004, 16:48:43 UTC
Glad to see you're pacing yourself, Lizard kING. [hisses to you for bailing out on Ministry!]

Washing your hands after masturbating is like bathing them in honey to make them clean...it just makes no sense. And besides, I usually fall asleep right after I masturbate (unless I'm doing it in the shower in the morning), so there's no point in exerting the effort it takes to get out of bed, covered in your reproductive juices, for the sake of "washing up." In other words, I agree.

Ditto the hurricane rant. If you choose to live in a place prone to abnormal weather disturbances, don't expect them to overlook your precious beachfront property...

And put me down for some November Puppy, please. :)

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badkitttie September 28 2004, 18:47:06 UTC
Actually my husband does wash his hands and mouth out after going south on me. I asked him why and he says that going into a store with the smell of puss on your breath is just wrong. lol ( ... )

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vivisekt6 September 28 2004, 20:49:49 UTC
Hmmmmm... interesting. Your habits are definitely different from everyone else I've talked to so far. Maybe it's a Southern thing. Us Yankees are nothing but a bunch of dirty bastards. =)

Thanks for the input.

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vivisekt6 September 28 2004, 20:43:06 UTC
Hey, I had to make cuts somewhere, and Ministry was the most obvious choice since I was planning on skipping the concert until I found out about Lacey. We won't hear her voice over the blazing guitars, anyway. Yes! Yes! I must keep justifying this!

One helping of November Puppy coming right up. Let me know if any of the other venues end up tickling your fancy as well.

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silverbobcat September 29 2004, 22:35:50 UTC
I only wash up after sexual activities if I have to go somewhere soon after. I honestly love basking in the so-called "filth." Considering that I truly love my boy and it's not just a fling, I feel much more heavenly when I'm covered in him. Had it been only a fling, I would probably wash more.

No one with ADD should ever shop at a grocery store alone.

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vivisekt6 September 30 2004, 19:18:26 UTC
I really can't say that my level of affection for a girl has ever produced a variance in my affinity for their "filth." I suppose that differs from person to person, though.

I've often wandered if I have some form of ADD, but I've never been tested for it. I probably just have no short-term memory or a selective memory. It's really doesn't matter, though. I've survived this long with me being the person that I am. I think I can successfully continue to do so with having a psychologist make up terms for what is "wrong" with me.

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vile_perfection October 4 2004, 05:48:25 UTC
Good god... Let me loose in a grocery store with a hundred dollar bill... Put it this way... You wouldn't see me for about a week and there'd be no change left... .... ..... Well, I may be exaggerating but... Anyone that knows me, knows I love to cook... From scratch... And like every other red blooded American (Unless you're true fucking redneck), I have a knack for gourmet (Gourmet to a redneck = Squirrel ala Roadkill x.x). I'd end up spending $50 on things for one meal... And another $50 on the damn dessert. Isn't that horrible?

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vivisekt6 October 4 2004, 16:44:48 UTC
That is pretty bad. I like to cook myself, but nothing that extreme. I also hate cooking for myself alone. So, most nights, I'm eating something out of a can or a box. I really don't mind it that much, anyway, since that's how I was raised. Most of my mother's best dishes were, sadly, frozen.

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