Yesterday, January 18th, 2008 was a day I shall forever remember. The day I bullied my way into a Russian government office, intimidated a security guard and got a Russian civil servant to do their damn job ( Read more... )

If we ever make one, Hans Zimmer is doing the soundtrack even if I have to raise him as a zombie. 

So I need to develop an intensive  writing course...ok no problem. I have less than a week to do it...Ughhhhhhhhhhh

 Yes it was deliberate, the misspelling ( Read more... )

Bleagh the subject line says it all. At least my Father in Law is gone now. Don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but seriously he talked all the time ( Read more... )

It is too late for the pebbles to vote. And Welcome to all the SPBGU.ru horde that will no doubt invade here imminently. No I will not read and comment on your comments. My press secretary..ehem..wife...will handle that bit. Just as a special treat for you folks, here's what Conservapedia, a non-sarcastic conservative wikipedia has to say about ( Read more... )

I've decided to play with an email scammer from, if her email address is to believed, Turkey. Perhaps the reason I didn't fall for this 'clever' scam was the fact that 'she' claimed to be from Africa.
Details people, details.
Anyhow the initial message was the usual BS about a family fortune that would be lost due to the imminent deaths for the ( Read more... )

Ughhh....I once vowed never to have one of these. However since LJ has decided my IP is one used by spammers I have to have one so I can comment on George's. Double Ugh. Also who knows maybe someone will actually care.