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I should have anticipated another mistletoe curse. Oh well. Who doesn't like the day after regret and feeling that you may have contracted some virus or another?

Be on the look out for Mono. Because that would be a Christmas present that keeps on giving. Or Hanukkah if that's how you go. In honor of Foreman I'll say Kwanza.

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Sound advice if you're the type to take it. If not, well, I'm too preoccupied to laugh at you and say I told you so. Do it yourself.

I do have one question though, why do these things keep popping up now and then? Is it a morbid Christmas present?

My one added approach is to keep a hand mirror might help be away of what's behind you. Awareness isn't ( Read more... )

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[Blip! On goes the network device. Have an unflattering up angle at the bristly chin of House.]

Let's be real. It's on your calender. And for at least eleven months out of the year you don't think about how warm and fuzzy you are, how far you'll travel or even the prayer you're going to say. People say Thanksgiving and you think about [the ( Read more... )

Because we don't have extra room on the hospital admission forms, I will say this publicly:

If you have been bit by a werewolf, vampire, mutant spider, zombie or something infectious, contagious or otherwise pretty vital to your own damn diagnosis please be sure to let people know.

And no more lupine lupus jokes. They're not funny.

Can I get a quick poll? How many people here actually watch scary movies? ....how many of you went into one of those houses ( Read more... )

I demand an explaination for this. No. I'm not talking about Claire.

I know that it doesn't make sense. That's a cop out. Everyone says that this place has no logic, but everything makes sense somehow in its way. There's a method or mode that it's exicuted. Is there a quota to be filled? Some kind of a request order for some preestablished critieria ( Read more... )

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[Hey network. Here is Dr. House at his desk in his office. He's looking scruffy as ever. Maybe a bit more haggered now that we really look at him.]

Black and white. Blah blah blah. I want to know exactly what is wrong with this picture.

[He holds a small white bottle the portion of it that isn't covere by his fingers shows labels for the City ( Read more... )

This man is an unfit parent. Nouns are not names. A living being has a proper name especially when it is dependent on your successful, in this case unsuccessful, nuturing.

Cameron and I can offer a far superior homelife. Normal in fact. I would have thought better of you. It's one thing to make a bad decision on the company you keep, it's another ( Read more... )

 For reference, I am capable of giving out compliments that do not have any kind of backhanded insult attached ( Read more... )