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Let's be real. It's on your calender. And for at least eleven months out of the year you don't think about how warm and fuzzy you are, how far you'll travel or even the prayer you're going to say. People say Thanksgiving and you think about [the ( Read more... )

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As much of a fan as I am of tearing apart the conceptions of any type of long held belief, religious or not, I think that this one stands firm in the City or anyplace else.

Hell is other people.

Try arguing otherwise.

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Okay. I give. Where the hell am I? Pretty seamless trick so far. However, this could very well be a dream. That'd explain the lack of flaws. Maybe I'm not seeing them correctly.

If this is a dream there should be more Carmen Electra in the nude.

Nice place. It looks like I live here.

Are you hungry Saya? Emmett makes an excellent sandwich when the spirit moves him. Or Cher. Same difference.  You're welcome to stay as long as you like. Right, Emmett?

Oh. I forgot to vote. Oops. P. Diddy would be so angry. Don't worry people. I'll complain readily when something bad happens just like the rest of you.