Wilson, I did some laundry. Some of your things weren't salvageable. I replaced them. Don't worry.

I've got an A. I passed. See? You should have just studied. Nothing to it. Of course it really means something negative, it's a curse. The joke is on the deities because that's also the Fonz's favorite letter.

Inara. You're a live still, right?

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This isn't picture day, it's dirty laundry day. Good to know I'm not the only one with stinky socks. I'm no Paris Hilton or whoever else is the Enquirer flavor of the week so I don't know who'd want to cherish moments like these forever on film. But, here we are. From that left angle I look like an emaciated Harrison Ford. Maybe not. A picture's ( Read more... )

Truth or Dare. Because it isn't just for Madonna. Yikes. That's a bit dated. I'm sure you're used to Gaptooth McFake-accent's more recent stuff. Pity. She used to be naked all the time. The 80s were something.

Mom, you were talking to me about sick idiots. After some consideration I think this needs to be remedied. Even though the prospect of ( Read more... )

Oh no. Oh no. How did-? I didn't even try to leave base this time.

I-I need to find my mom now.

Dad'll be so mad. This isn't my fault.EDIT: I'm alone. Okay. What would Sherlock Holmes do? Or the Hardy Boys? This weird thing says that I'm not the only kid missing. Who would do that? I don't think there is a ransom. Who would kidnap so many kids? ( Read more... )

Here's the deal. I give you candy left over from Halloween. You shut it and leave. Everyone wins.

It is never lupus. Yes. Bingo. Rightio. Got it. You win. Ha. Ha. Ha.