056. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Truth or Dare. Because it isn't just for Madonna. Yikes. That's a bit dated. I'm sure you're used to Gaptooth McFake-accent's more recent stuff. Pity. She used to be naked all the time. The 80s were something.

Mom, you were talking to me about sick idiots. After some consideration I think this needs to be remedied. Even though the prospect of

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[gouge_em_out]

...Not only idiots get sick.

Truth.

[vicodincrutch]

You're right! The people who don't think about getting sick do too. Absentmindedness is completely intelligent.

Have you "seen" Scent of a Woman? Is it accurate?

[gouge_em_out]

I don't "watch" many movies, I'm afraid, but if you say it's good maybe I'll check it out eventually.

[vicodincrutch]

Al Pacino is always good. Although there is a woefully small amount of shooting.

Do strip bars have a braille policy? A man needs his entertainment.

[eiremagic]

Truth?

[vicodincrutch]

Who is your lesbian romp fantasy?

[eiremagic]

[She's staring at the screen, mmkay?]

What?

[vicodincrutch]

You're no fun at all.

[preternaturally]

Dare!

[vicodincrutch]

Find a C battery and lick both the plus and minus charge.

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[preternaturally]

 

[preternaturally]

That's dumb! I know what that does already, and I'll have you know I've survived worse! Victor electrocuted me once and all I got was staticky hair.

[dearprincess]

Truth!

[vicodincrutch]

What do you think about teen pregnancy?

[dearprincess]

I think people are too judgemental of teenagers who get pregnant. You don't really know why someone did what they did, or what brought them to that point. I understand why it's not necessarily a good thing to get prengnant at that age when you don't really have any way to support a child, but I don't think judging or scapegoating or shaming people really helps the situation or creates less teenage pregnancies or changes anything. Plus, I think people can make anything work if they love each other enough. I know that not every girl gets pregnant by someone she loves, though. I also think people should remember it takes two to make a baby instead of just blaming the girl.

[vicodincrutch]

In other words, you want people to understand your pre-marital lifestyle and be okay with the consequences.

[tender_juliet]

Truth, good sir, if thou wouldst.

[vicodincrutch]

Whateth isth youreth biggesth feareth?

[tender_juliet]

That my love think my absence prove that I love not.

[vicodincrutch]

Spiders, snakes, rats, earthquakes, fire, flood, famine, death, that shoe sale ending sooner than you thought all of those are second, I assume.