056. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Truth or Dare. Because it isn't just for Madonna. Yikes. That's a bit dated. I'm sure you're used to Gaptooth McFake-accent's more recent stuff. Pity. She used to be naked all the time. The 80s were something.

Mom, you were talking to me about sick idiots. After some consideration I think this needs to be remedied. Even though the prospect of

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[preternaturally]

Dare!

[vicodincrutch]

Find a C battery and lick both the plus and minus charge.

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[preternaturally]

 

[preternaturally]

That's dumb! I know what that does already, and I'll have you know I've survived worse! Victor electrocuted me once and all I got was staticky hair.

[vicodincrutch]

It doesn't entirely electrocute you, kid. It makes you taste like you have a mouth full of pennies.

...Do that instead.

[preternaturally]

Stick pennies in my mouth?

We don't have that many!

[vicodincrutch]

I'm sure people could donate to the cause.

[preternaturally]

Well, if you find enough pennies, then I'll do it. It's my turn now!

Truth or Dare! And truth is for babies.

[vicodincrutch]

Cop out.

Ever see a baby lie? Dare.

[preternaturally]

I won't! Unless Lina stops me.

I dare you to hug the next ten people you meet!

[vicodincrutch]

You're on.