I think I could take another day of zombies over this. You think I'm kidding. I have a list. It's one part personal distaste and two part doctoral inconvenience.

Don't touch poison ivy. Wear sunblock. It's not hard.

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 Are people still trying to get on out of here? I would have thought that the dinosaurs were enough.

I have an idea, lets play morbid danger bingo. Who is in? By in I mean participating so someone can start making cards. Though I think BINGO is too short of a word. How about APOCALYPSE?

MORBID DANGER BINGO APOCALYPSE
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April showers bring May flowers. Those you give to MILFs. Or cupcakes since they seem to be the dessert of choice.

The clock known for annoyance is not ticking. In fact it seems to be quiet.

In the midst of all this misery, well, I don't know how hard some of you pinch. Judging by how much you whine.....it's beside the point one way or the other.

Happy Birthday, Eden.

She didn't want it to get around. But this is her day.
[ooc; no, no it's not.]

There are a few used sports items that need to find a new home for a fee:

1 bicycle, Blue Schwinn 3 speeds.

1 skateboard.... it has a flaming eyeball on the bottom.

[ooc; backdated two hours before midnight]

Now I know why fire hose kept popping up on my shopping list. This time you're all lucky. This time.

Why bother? I'll wager to say we all hate you. Unless you're into that.

Stop trying to tote your wares. Make the time mean something. I don't want to see the contrived personality you think would be most presentable because chances are, it's false and disgusting. Think of a twinkie. Delicious, zero substance and once you know what's in it for real only the brave and stupid charge onward. I am brave, but I am not that ( Read more... )

So. You like cute.

How about tularemia? That one is just delightful. See, it's an infectious disease that can be transferred from dead rabbit tissue through an open would or saliva. Or even bunny droppings. This rascal of a disease creates ulcers, inflames glands and can last beyond four weeks. Not cute?

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