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[Blip! On goes the network device. Have an unflattering up angle at the bristly chin of House.]

Let's be real. It's on your calender. And for at least eleven months out of the year you don't think about how warm and fuzzy you are, how far you'll travel or even the prayer you're going to say. People say Thanksgiving and you think about [the

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Ah schead-- [mouth full here, Wilson. He'll try and chew faster for you. You know the Heimlich right?] I said a lot of things.

[To the fridge to pour a glass of milk to compliment the dish.]

But I guess that was in the mix. Was it the phrase of the day? You're supposed to scream real loud.

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I sure was.

[He uses his fork like a magic wand to make a flourish over the plate he's holding.]

It's eating. People need to fess up.

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You seem to be set.

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Until dessert.

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Who cooked?

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The elves.

[Sorry Cameron.]

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[What's this, what's this. A wee pirate? No. Not quite. House's ear for accents catch that he's not a lowdown sort.

Sweets. Dear God. It's worth bonding over. If House can bond with people. The jury is out on that.]

Overeating and explosives are our typical holiday staples. [Said with pride.]

Oh and stampeding one another for electronics. I forgot about that. Shoot.

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[The ruffles they lend to the concept. Except he looks like he's not flea bitten or fighting scurvy. Yes. House looks for those things.]

Usually it's one or the other. Our Independence Day has both. Stick around. It's really something.

[Excuse him as he munches in the most disgusting, American way.]

Imagine a telescope that everyone wants that's marked down to a flea market price except there are only a half a dozen but the crowd doesn't know it. Have that picture? Now place it in an suburban neighborhood where suddenly it's blood sport.

[He forgives surprisingly and in fact he would like someone else to share the absurd, condescending pleasure.]

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I doubt gluttony day would catch on as quickly.

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Maybe not for the people who are absolutely honest with themselves. Are you a fan of brutal honesty?

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Always.

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Would you call it gluttony day?