video;
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Let's be real. It's on your calender. And for at least eleven months out of the year you don't think about how warm and fuzzy you are, how far you'll travel or even the prayer you're going to say. People say Thanksgiving and you think about [the
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Sweets. Dear God. It's worth bonding over. If House can bond with people. The jury is out on that.]
Overeating and explosives are our typical holiday staples. [Said with pride.]
Oh and stampeding one another for electronics. I forgot about that. Shoot.
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Usually it's one or the other. Our Independence Day has both. Stick around. It's really something.
[Excuse him as he munches in the most disgusting, American way.]
Imagine a telescope that everyone wants that's marked down to a flea market price except there are only a half a dozen but the crowd doesn't know it. Have that picture? Now place it in an suburban neighborhood where suddenly it's blood sport.
[He forgives surprisingly and in fact he would like someone else to share the absurd, condescending pleasure.]
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Cheap, open air market. And typical, domestic housing for middle class.
[Maybe it's true what they say about the English and not having any sense of humor at all. He'll just chew on that spitefully along with his next fork full.]
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Yes. And try to get their even earlier to get one of those half a dozen fancy telescopes. A portion of it is the thrill of the hunt for bored housewives. The killer instinct has to come out somehow.
[Shrug.]
Greg House. I'm a doctor. [And Ciel...has one of the most loopy names to him ever.] Were your parents into experimental or recreational narcotics or were they French?
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[That's the first mistake, Ciel. Don't ever excuse or make allowances because....there will just be more reasons.]
That could have easily been the name of a band.
[He no curr bout titles but now he is even more interesting.]
Is your family related to H. R. Puffinstuff?
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Do tell. Because the History Channel didn't--that's an educational program that frequently gave insight to time and places of the past.
[Phantomhive. What is this even. Old things don't always make sense to House. Neither do City things. In fact City things still puzzle him and frustrate him more than he likes to let on.]
Diagnostics and internal medicine. The fun stuff.
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[He would want to know. And hopefully be eating popcorn with a nice big soda too taking it all in. Especially if there's tits and ass in there too.]
All educational entertainment. It's a strange combination.
[More drink gulping.]
I find out what the malady is then figure out how to treat it. We've got machines to do almost everything. [Sarcasm. Lots of it.]
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[This is like breathing. And he could go on and on. Well, could nothing. He is going to. Nice to have some other mutual party to volley. Wilson does have the drive for seriousness.
They should have a serious conversation except he's been evading. It is another House thing to do.
It's better to talk to patronizing pirate eyed English brats.]
I love them. I hate what they are beginning to make the field lazy. Contrary to popular belief they fail too.
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