'Tis the season and all that, so I thought I'd post something in the spirit of Halloween.

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack ( Read more... )

Okay, so, I got stuck on cleaning duty yesterday. Which is frankly a joke because I think we should be paying someone to do that. Like a janitor. My job is to sit at the counter drinking coffee, reading, and looking good. Anyway, I found this wedged in a book:


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Hans told me about this game on the PETA website. I thought it was kind of stupid until I went over there, and then this soothing ambient music started playing. There's also a lot of fish you can choose from. I mean, sea kittens. Sorry, bro. Anyway, I made a really fucking amazing looking sea kitten:


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Does anyone know if it's possible for saltlakrids to go bad? I just ate a bunch and it tasted kind of... off. I might have minor food poisoning. I might.

I dunno why but lately everyone that's been coming into Book Alley has been looking for porn. 'Tis the season or some shit?

OCTOBER
10/27/09 - Looks like you're stealing lucky charms, bro. | Conner and Nikolej. (INCOMPLETE)
10/09/09 - BIER IST GUT, JA? | GROUP POST. (INCOMPLETE)
10/05/09 - Why did the Swede cross the road- oh, he didn't. | Elizaveta, Berwald and Nikolej. (INCOMPLETE)

SEPTEMBER
9/23/09 - "No, I swear! There are women here too, brother!" | Nikolej, Hak ( Read more... )

You know what, I've never really used bleach before. Then again I didn't start doing my own laundry up until what, four or five years ago? I was always under the impression that it wore out the fibres in your clothes or something like that, and the last thing I want is to fuck up a bunch of expensive shirts. But thanks to Clorox, I know just how ( Read more... )

THE MONSTER COMPENDIUM
PART THE FIRST
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A PRODIGIOUS BESTIARY
from the INTEREST of MODERN SCHOLARS,
GATHERED from DIVERSE AUTHORITIES, MODERN, and MEDIEVAL,
with VARYING DEGREES of RELIABILITY
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DULLAHAN
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The Irish DULLAHAN, a headless fairy also known as Far Dorocha ("dark man"), Crom Dubh Durahan, or Gan Ceann, ( Read more... )

Read this really funny joke earlier... I know some of you will really appreciate it too.

A Swede, a Dane and a Norwegian are shipwrecked on the proverbial desert island. A genie appears out of thin air, informing them that they can each have a wish granted. The Swede immediately says, "I want to go home to my large and comfortable bungalow with ( Read more... )