Um... guys...

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Does anyone know if it's possible for saltlakrids to go bad? I just ate a bunch and it tasted kind of... off. I might have minor food poisoning. I might.

Comments

[fearthekelpie]

Maybe there was a hole in the package, usually that's the only reason I've been forced to throw out liquorice.

Some how you don't seem the guy to keep a hold of it for five years it takes for liquorice to go out of date...

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Five years? Who the hell holds onto liquorice for that long? What are they, stupid or something?

[fearthekelpie]

I think it was a side effect of living through the war for my grandad, unless there was obvious signs of it gone rotten he won't through anything out.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

There wouldn't be any liquorice after five years in my house.

... because I would have eaten it already.

[lentami]

All last words to Nikolej Knudsen go here.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Who the hell are you?

[veni_vidi_duplo]

And why are you saying weird shit?

[lentami]

My name is not important. An... acquaintance informed me of your asininity, which I wish to eliminate as soon as possible.

[norwegiantroll]

Try eating some more of it and see what happens.

[white_lashes]

This is the best advice I've seen yet.

[norwegiantroll]

If he dies, we'll know they went bad.

[lentami]

This is a good idea.

I will search his cupboards for more saltlakrids.

[white_lashes]

I'll send flowers.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Awww, you don't have to do that, Snorri!

[lentami]

You are supposed to be dead.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Are you okay?

Like, mentally?