Your attention please! I, Elizabeth, the Velvet Assistant, am catching up on old book keeping. I am uncertain as to whatever distracted me fromthis for so--Oh my goodness, is that!! Yes it is~ A typewriter! Why, I forgot I had one of these. The click and clack of the arms of this innumerably armed beast -- What's this? There appears to be a
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This very day after a tumble I arose to find something new and exciting! Out of thin air a flat, floating rectangle appeared, emblazoned with numerous signs, such as "items, "status," "party," "save," and a whole myraid more choices
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Netherworld city, a mysterious metropolis. Various wares and baubles pass under the tables of this corrupt city, and I, Elizabeth, enjoy ... 'collecting' the most exotic or rare ones of all. It has come to my attention that the famous 'Delong Star Ruby' is... on display at the local museum for a few days. I simply must have it.
Aah, summer vacation! In honor of this wonderful tradition, I spent the last month working on a 'final paper!' (though I attend no classes in the Netherworld education system~) I bring you excerpts from my paper, "My (Abridged) Summer Vacation
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Mischief! Delinquency, the delicacy of deviance! The rate of crime in the Netherworld is as high as heavens, so I do believe that it would be in proper order to try such things out myself while I am here. It's sort of like tourism; when in the Netherworld, do as the... Netherworldini... hmm, what is the proper terminology for one whose
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Goodness gracious! I ... I now possess the leases upon nearly all of the Netherworld? It is as if the my moments of Random Eye Movement have manifested my manifesto in reality itself
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