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Mar 21, 2009 22:47

Goodness gracious!  I ... I now possess the leases upon nearly all of the Netherworld?  It is as if the my moments of Random Eye Movement have manifested my manifesto in reality itself~

Truly, this last week has a dawning of the sun upon my head like a crown that my fortune is vast power I have never until now comprehended!  ... Actually, I believe I still do not comprehend it, and yet,  I have become a tycoon!  I have the joined the ranks of Rockefeller.  I believe there is a series of computer games about this...

However, I must ponder now... what precisely do tycoons do?  Perhaps I build some kind of concert hall or become a philanthropist.

No, no wait, I remember what businessmen do now!  I saw upon the walled streets, men bound to the stockades!  *she sits down at her desk and picks up a phone* Buy!  Sell!  Buy!  Sell!  Buy!  Sell!

*The economy very well may crash now that Elizabeth is back to normal, resulting in her selling the stuff she bought; even though she has limitless money.  Hurray for the status quo?*
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