Mar 21, 2009 22:47
Goodness gracious! I ... I now possess the leases upon nearly all of the Netherworld? It is as if the my moments of Random Eye Movement have manifested my manifesto in reality itself~
Truly, this last week has a dawning of the sun upon my head like a crown that my fortune is vast power I have never until now comprehended! ... Actually, I believe I still do not comprehend it, and yet, I have become a tycoon! I have the joined the ranks of Rockefeller. I believe there is a series of computer games about this...
However, I must ponder now... what precisely do tycoons do? Perhaps I build some kind of concert hall or become a philanthropist.
No, no wait, I remember what businessmen do now! I saw upon the walled streets, men bound to the stockades! *she sits down at her desk and picks up a phone* Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!
*The economy very well may crash now that Elizabeth is back to normal, resulting in her selling the stuff she bought; even though she has limitless money. Hurray for the status quo?*