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[velvetassistant]

This very day after a tumble I arose to find something new and exciting!  Out of thin air a flat, floating rectangle appeared, emblazoned with numerous signs, such as "items, "status," "party," "save," and a whole myraid more choices

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[holyhomunculus]

I...still don't see any of these boxes...

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[velvetassistant]

((By the way I thread hopped on ya over here <3 Hope you don't mind))

Though I do not wish to elevate myself without justification, I must say that in my wisdom, I assured that there was photographic evidence of this event!

*produces digital photos*

[holyhomunculus]

((Feel free to thread hop me any time!))

Theses boxes look...strange. Where do they get the numbers from...?

[velvetassistant]

It is a mystery to even one such as myself. I believe it may be a cipher.

[kyoko_needle]

*Kyoko looks at the boxes.

Hmm, in my dimension, it seemed our boxes had much larger numbers in them. Just ridiculously large numbers

[velvetassistant]

Aah, so you are familiar with this discovery?

Oh, and I had thought I'd found something new and unknown...

Oh well! Tell me more of these bills of fair!

[kyoko_needle]

Why certainly. it would be my honor.

Is there any place you would like me to start?

[velvetassistant]

What is this proper, and colloquial name of this table?

[theysaidiwasmad]

Amazing, isn't it? I only just recently discovered them myself, but they have a vast wealth of useful information!

[velvetassistant]

I believe I can learn a great deal about the people of this world with this amazing tool~

[witchoflove]

Floating rectangles, ze?

Did you eat some mushrooms you weren't supposed to?

[velvetassistant]

Are you referring to 'magic mushroom,' lesser known as psilocybin mushrooms, which are not, in actuality, magical, but merely a chemical reaction upon one's brain, resulting in hallucinations?

[witchoflove]

Sure, those, ze.

[velvetassistant]

No, I do not have any of those in my possession at this time. If you are so inclined, I will give you 10,000 HL and a statuette of the Mayan Frog God ((summons small rain of frogs once in a while)) should you bring me a half dozen magic mushrooms.

[icaststhespells]

Question: why the eff am I in this damn place instead of Red Dork? Red Dork would love this place. This place was built for Red Dork. You're like Red Dork's soulmate.

[velvetassistant]

Destiny.

[icaststhespells]

That tells me less than nothing. Do you understand? I've forgotten things I already knew.

[velvetassistant]

Aah, the senility of old age is creeping upon you, robbing you of your mental facilities, then?