Cats are capable of some interesting emotions, or seem to be. I got some Canadian Maple ham at the store today, and I was making a sandwich. Well, usually, I buy turkey. And my cat LOVES that. So I suppose she assumed she'd like this as well. And she sniffed it, and looked at me as if to say, "This isn't the same stuff, this isn't as good." But ( Read more... )

This is amusing. If your computer gave error messages in haiku form.

I really really hate Mad TV. It's like stupid people's smart and edgy tv. Not really smart and edgy, but if you were stupid, you'd think it was. Every time I've seen a sketch with some promise, it gets ruined by following a different path to a different punchline that was done the exact same way back in 1972 ( Read more... )

I just completely blew up at my mom ( Read more... )

The president of Venezuela looks just like a South American George Costanza with more hair. Or maybe it's just me.

You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to open a chain of adult video shops and call them Patrick Swayze's Porn Emporium. Just to get sued by Patrick Swayze over something completely ridiculous. Because nobody would believe that Patrick Swayze was the one running these places, but he'd have to sue anyway. I have strange thoughts.

Scottie Pippen's mug shot is very possibly the happiest one I've ever seen.

I was always called an attention hound when I was younger cause I'd do stupid shit that drew attention to myself. I wonder if that's completely it, though, because I was just sitting here, nobody in the house, doors and windows closed, and I started singing Polly Wolly Doodle loudly to myself. And offkey. Maybe I've just always been really bored? ( Read more... )

Because I am lame, my first entry in here in several months is a meme. The Google Image search for your name?

( The Winners. )

1. If you would like me to ask you five questions, comment on this entry.
2. I'll respond to your comment with questions for you to answer.
3. You'll take those questions to your entry and make a post wherein you answer them.
4. You copy this blurb at the end, so other people can pester you for questions.