hitagi senjōgahara | staple oo1

[tsunderestapler]

Characters: Hitagi and THE WORLD OF VATHEON.
Location: Uh. By the coral.
Time: Afternoon-ish
Style: Any and all.
Status: Open so hard, man.

Comments

[whiterequiem]

H-Hey, what the hell? You can't just go around casually throwing scissors at peoples faces! You'll look like a degenerated freak.

A-And stop giving me that glare...ugh.

[tsunderestapler]

[ Oh, someone responsive? Hitagi turns herself around, leaving her last victim alone. He carries on, as if nothing happened. ]

A degenerated freak? My what harsh words. You'll hurt someone's feelings if you speak in such a manner - and to a lady of all people.

[whiterequiem]

A lady? That is the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.

What kind of 'lady' goes around threatening people? God dammit you're just like that evil little bunny lapin.

[tsunderestapler]

By saying I am not a lady, you are denying my existence as woman. [ She gestures over her body. HER REALLY REALLY FEMALE BODY. ] As you can see, I'm well developed as a young woman. By rejecting the idea that I am a lady, you are either too incompetent to see what's right in front of you, or are trying to cover up your own male desires with useless words.

Either way, it's rude to make claims over something you don't know. I reacted the way any person would when being kidnapped - with force.

[girlpowertouka]

[Oh crap. Touka runs over.]

Hi, new person, you don't need to attack the townspeople they didn't do anything okay!!??

[tsunderestapler]

[ Hitagi just sort of looks at Touka for a good second, before pulling her scissors and stapler remover away. This girl couldn't be the kidnapper, could she..?

Well, Hitagi knew that looks could be deceiving. Guard = up. ]

Then who caused all this, if not the citizens of this very place?

[girlpowertouka]

We're not really sure. We all just kind of woke up here, like you. But the townspeople are really nice, although not very talkative. There's some suspicious people, but they tend to be, like, in charge of stuff. And they kind of hide themselves away.

[tsunderestapler]

A ridiculous conclusion. Even if these townsfolk are kind, that does not mean they are innocent of all accusations. If I had killed that man just now, but said I was 'very very sorry' that doesn't make it any less wrong, nor does it mean those are my true feelings.

I NEVER HTML FAIL

[emotional_ahoge]

S-S-Senjougahara?!

[What is this. This can't be happening, right? This is some sort of joke. Yeah, that must be it. There's no way Senjougahara would just appear and start attacking random civilians! ...But, just in case...]

Hey, Senjougahara! You can't just start attacking people as soon as you appear in this place! Don't you have any sort of deceny?! [Right, stupid question]

YOU LIE. YOU LIEEEEEEE

[tsunderestapler]

[ Ohohoho, probably the only person she'd be happy to see in this sort of situation. With her victim promptly forgotten, Hitagi moves over toward Araragi, tucking her stationary back away. ]

Decency? Are you in any position to be saying that? [ Nto really pointing out anything in particular. Just. Verbal abuse.

NO WAY IT'S TOTALLY TRUE

[emotional_ahoge]

[Thank god, she seems to have stopped for now. But she's really here, isn't she?!]

What are you implying by that?!

[He sighs] But still, I'm glad to see you here, Senjougahara. [Now he lets out a smile]

WHAT NO WAY.

[tsunderestapler]

Don't raise your voice, we're in public.

[ Nnnngh, you can have a smile too. ] My father isn't here, Araragi.

[scarletonlooker]

Oh heavens, such an unruly child.

[Hey, this little girl behind you who wasn't there a second ago is talking to you. She doesn't seem to be concerned about the native, in fact, she seemed rather bored.]

So quick to stupidly make hasty assumptions, then resort to indiscriminate violence like a barbarian pillaging a village. A true example of the, ah... lower class.

[tsunderestapler]

What a rude little girl. [ She lets the man go, getting bored with him herself. This girl was much more interesting. ]

Did your mother not teach you any proper manners? [ Hitagi bends down, obviously showing the height difference between these two. ] Little children like yourself disgust me.

[scarletonlooker]

[OH NO SHE DIDN'T---Rachel will maintain an expressionless face and yawn. Yeah, bend down, bitch. Because that's your true level.]

Of course I have manners. However, I fail to see why I should graciously present them to such an temperamental infant who obviously does not know her place. Just in case you have not got it through that wrinkling mass of flesh you call a 'head'... I am, in fact, referring to you.

[tsunderestapler]

[ YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING B| ]

Manners are not to be specific to each person. That just proves your lack there of.

[ Hitagi reaches her hand forward and looks like she's about to pat her head, before gaining a disgusted look and bringing it back down to her side. She straightens up to her usual size. ] You're quite the entertainer. I must say, you've amused me to the core.

[guiltyguitar]

[ ... Ping'd by crime. Here comes the prosecutor to sort this out lsdhdfjg-- ]

... Fräulein, the natives here are quite innocent. Keep at it and I could have YOU arrested for assault, and quite possibly even murder, if you end up hitting a vital artery. ... Now, why don't you calm down a bit and talk to me instead, hm?

[ Really, he's a nice guy. His tone isn't condescending or anything. Never mind the copious amounts of PLATINUM JEWELRY he wears. ]

... Please, before any blood gets shed. Personally, I'd prefer not to have another crimescene on my hands.

[tsunderestapler]

Doesn't this fall under the category of 'self-defense'? [ She lets the guy go anyway and walks up to Klavier, tucking away the scissors but keeping the stapler remover on hand. asjkfh why is he such a pimp. ]

Unless, of course, you're trying to tell me that you're the kidnapper here. [ She snaps the stapler remover in her hands a couple times. Scaaaaaaryy. ] Then I would be honored to have the chance to 'talk' with you.

[guiltyguitar]

[ IT'S HIS JOB, YOU KNOW. ]

... Hahaha--that's a laugh. You must be joking, Fräulein. I'm a prosecutor. Technically, that wouldn't pass as self-defense in court, by the way.

[ Calm and collected, he presses on, with a good-natured smile. ] Now, then. You're in Vatheon--and, despite how frustrating it seems, you WERE kidnapped. Believe me, I'd sue them if I could, but it's a bit hard at the moment. Besides, I'm a foreigner like you.

[ Pointing to the faeries, he then shows the weird mark on his palm. ] Every foreigner here has one of these horrible tattoos. They're terrible; if they had to get me one, I'd prefer something like a guitar.

[tsunderestapler]

[.... So in college, he majored in law, and minored in pimpism? B) ]

Oh my, a prosecutor. I'm just a lowly high school girl, all alone and lost- [ For awhile, she seemed pretty genuine, but when she cuts herself off, there are daggers in her eyes. ] Is this the type of reaction you were expecting?

I'm well aware that I was kidnapped, just not by who or why -- that is what remains frustrating to me. [ She looks at his tattoo for a long while, maybe memorizing what it looks like. ] I have nothing of the sort. My virgin skin is untainted.