hitagi senjōgahara | staple oo1

[tsunderestapler]

Characters: Hitagi and THE WORLD OF VATHEON.
Location: Uh. By the coral.
Time: Afternoon-ish
Style: Any and all.
Status: Open so hard, man.

Comments

[scarletonlooker]

Oh heavens, such an unruly child.

[Hey, this little girl behind you who wasn't there a second ago is talking to you. She doesn't seem to be concerned about the native, in fact, she seemed rather bored.]

So quick to stupidly make hasty assumptions, then resort to indiscriminate violence like a barbarian pillaging a village. A true example of the, ah... lower class.

[tsunderestapler]

What a rude little girl. [ She lets the man go, getting bored with him herself. This girl was much more interesting. ]

Did your mother not teach you any proper manners? [ Hitagi bends down, obviously showing the height difference between these two. ] Little children like yourself disgust me.

[scarletonlooker]

[OH NO SHE DIDN'T---Rachel will maintain an expressionless face and yawn. Yeah, bend down, bitch. Because that's your true level.]

Of course I have manners. However, I fail to see why I should graciously present them to such an temperamental infant who obviously does not know her place. Just in case you have not got it through that wrinkling mass of flesh you call a 'head'... I am, in fact, referring to you.

[tsunderestapler]

[ YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING B| ]

Manners are not to be specific to each person. That just proves your lack there of.

[ Hitagi reaches her hand forward and looks like she's about to pat her head, before gaining a disgusted look and bringing it back down to her side. She straightens up to her usual size. ] You're quite the entertainer. I must say, you've amused me to the core.

[scarletonlooker]

[YOU'RE THE ONE STARTIN' SUMTHIN', HO. :|]

I confess, the feeling is not mutual. In fact, you rather bore me, child.

[You better NOT have pat her on the head. If you did, she'd probably rip your hand off.]

... Obviously that empty void that is supposed to be your brain cannot grasp the true concepts of etiquette. It is most tragic. Of course, I suppose even the most simple of subjects can prove taxing for a barking little whelp such as yourself.

[tsunderestapler]

[BITCH PLEASE. YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE. D< ]

It seems I misspoke. What I mean is, you're very moe. Your weak attempts at insults are very adorable; they brighten this situation even the faintest bit.

Are you in any position to be talking about proper etiquette?

[scarletonlooker]

[BUT WE'RE ALREADY OUTSIDE---]

'Moe'? Is that some foul commoner language you're spouting? Not that I expected much from a corroding hag.