hitagi senjōgahara | staple oo1

[tsunderestapler]

Characters: Hitagi and THE WORLD OF VATHEON.
Location: Uh. By the coral.
Time: Afternoon-ish
Style: Any and all.
Status: Open so hard, man.

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[girlpowertouka]

[Oh crap. Touka runs over.]

Hi, new person, you don't need to attack the townspeople they didn't do anything okay!!??

[tsunderestapler]

[ Hitagi just sort of looks at Touka for a good second, before pulling her scissors and stapler remover away. This girl couldn't be the kidnapper, could she..?

Well, Hitagi knew that looks could be deceiving. Guard = up. ]

Then who caused all this, if not the citizens of this very place?

[girlpowertouka]

We're not really sure. We all just kind of woke up here, like you. But the townspeople are really nice, although not very talkative. There's some suspicious people, but they tend to be, like, in charge of stuff. And they kind of hide themselves away.

[tsunderestapler]

A ridiculous conclusion. Even if these townsfolk are kind, that does not mean they are innocent of all accusations. If I had killed that man just now, but said I was 'very very sorry' that doesn't make it any less wrong, nor does it mean those are my true feelings.

[girlpowertouka]

[Touka. Just. Stares.]

Uh......

[Why......why the talk of killing people? Why?]

Um......no one should be...killing...anyone...and...and.....

[She's speechless! For possibly the first time in her life!]

Innocent until proven guilty?

[tsunderestapler]

Guilty until proven innocent.

[girlpowertouka]

Well......there's always better solutions than attacking people. Unless that person is attacking you, of course.

[tsunderestapler]

I had reason to believe that person was my kidnapper and I reacted in the way anyone should.

[ She flips her hair. ] Honestly, I couldn't care less about what you think. I did what I felt was right, and you are in no place to question my morals.

[girlpowertouka]

Not...questioning your morals. I certainly understand.

[Hey, she throws frying pans at people. Well, can you really call Enjin a person?]

Anyway, I apologize for the misunderstanding. I'm Touka Kishi. Nice to meet you.

[tsunderestapler]

I am uninterested in empty apologizes.

Senjougahara Hitagi.

[girlpowertouka]

[Huh?]

Senjougahara? Are you Koyomi-san's girlfriend?

[tsunderestapler]

I am Araragi's lover, yes.

[girlpowertouka]

[That...is...blunt.]

I'm sure......he'll be.....very happy to see you.

[tsunderestapler]

I should hope so. We do it all the time. [LMFAO DON'T BELIEVE HER THESE ARE LIESSSSSS]

[girlpowertouka]

Little...too much......information.....for me.....thank you......

[Her head hurts. It's like her brain is freezing. Someone......she can't make friends with? No, no, it's impossible -- right?]

[tsunderestapler]

Thank you? I would think only a pervert would be thankful for information regarding our intimacy.