hitagi senjōgahara | staple oo1

[tsunderestapler]

Characters: Hitagi and THE WORLD OF VATHEON.
Location: Uh. By the coral.
Time: Afternoon-ish
Style: Any and all.
Status: Open so hard, man.

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[emotional_ahoge]

S-S-Senjougahara?!

[What is this. This can't be happening, right? This is some sort of joke. Yeah, that must be it. There's no way Senjougahara would just appear and start attacking random civilians! ...But, just in case...]

Hey, Senjougahara! You can't just start attacking people as soon as you appear in this place! Don't you have any sort of deceny?! [Right, stupid question]

YOU LIE. YOU LIEEEEEEE

[tsunderestapler]

[ Ohohoho, probably the only person she'd be happy to see in this sort of situation. With her victim promptly forgotten, Hitagi moves over toward Araragi, tucking her stationary back away. ]

Decency? Are you in any position to be saying that? [ Nto really pointing out anything in particular. Just. Verbal abuse.

NO WAY IT'S TOTALLY TRUE

[emotional_ahoge]

[Thank god, she seems to have stopped for now. But she's really here, isn't she?!]

What are you implying by that?!

[He sighs] But still, I'm glad to see you here, Senjougahara. [Now he lets out a smile]

WHAT NO WAY.

[tsunderestapler]

Don't raise your voice, we're in public.

[ Nnnngh, you can have a smile too. ] My father isn't here, Araragi.

Re: WHAT NO WAY.

[emotional_ahoge]

Says the girl who was just about to heartlessly assault an innocent man with a gross misuse of school supplies.

W-what do you mean by that?

[tsunderestapler]

I was justified. A man such as yourself never has a good reason for yelling at an innocent woman like me.

Call me by my name.

[emotional_ahoge]

How could you say such an outright lie with such a neutral face!

...Hitagi-san.

[tsunderestapler]

Are you denying my innocence, even when I told you I'm a virgin?

Very good, Araragi-kun. [ Mooooooves in closer. ]

[emotional_ahoge]

You might be innocent in that regard, but the others I'm not so convinced.

[Hair just sticks straight up now]

[tsunderestapler]

You say such horrible things, Araragi-kun. You hurt my feelings.

[ Getting all up in his grill business. And hand holding. Lots of hand holding.]

[emotional_ahoge]

I don't say anything nearly as horrible as you do to me!

[EXTREME AWKWARDNESS IS GO. BLUSHING AND EVERYTHING]

[tsunderestapler]

I do nothing of the kind, dear Araragi.

[La la la, hugging and snuggling and stuff. HEY SHE COULD BE STAPLING YOUR FACE. ]

[emotional_ahoge]

Of course.

[He sighs] So, I take it you just got here? Why don't I introduce you to your new home and show you around? It's almost like our next date, right?

[This mights just be because he feels really awkward doing with all the personal space violations such a public location and he wants to move. Maybe.]

[tsunderestapler]

[ Hitagi pulls away now, keeping her their hands together. ]

You'd better not take me any place weird.

[emotional_ahoge]

We're going to a clothing store first. I assume you don't want to parade around in those sopping wet clothes. I'd be a failure of a boyfriend if I let you get sick, after all.

[With that, he begins walking her towards the nearest clothing store]

Oh, and don't worry, everything's free around here. It's not a good economic strategy, but it sure is convenient.

[tsunderestapler]

[ Follows, follows, follows. ] Did you want to pick out something for me to wear, Araragi-kun?