001: Incoming ham.

[4_generations]

Characters:  Alex Louis Armstrong and open
Location: The Plaza
Time: Noon.
Style: Whatever you want
Status: Open

[The plaza was the normal spot for new people to arrive at and not even an eight foot tall muscular alchemist was an exception. The Major's body was laying on the floor, shifting. He got up and righted himself. Looking around, he didn't

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fakzfahslj FORGIVE ED, HE IS EXPERIENCING HOMUNCULUS CURSE ATM.

[scarredsin]

[This is Ed.]

[This is Ed being grumpy because of Vatheon's little curse going on.]

[He doesn't really look much different, save for the Ouroborus over his heart, and the crimson-purple eyes of a homunculus. Damn it Vatheon.]

[Oh. And this is Edward nearly dropping his bags, and jaw nearly hitting the floor at the 8 foot tall balding justice posing in the plaza.]

Major...? You gotta be kidding me...

[Well Major. There he is. Short little blondie holding a bag of groceries. Metal arm. Ahoge. There's your Ed. Have at 'im.]

It's nothing the Major can't fix. <3

[4_generations]

[The Major turns around, recognizing that voice. He is indeed shocked to see you. Then tears of joy start flowing down his face. He opens his arms wide, looking extremely happy]

EDWARD ELRIC, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN! ACCEPT MY EMBRACE!!!

[So the Major's charging at you full speed while sparkling. You can either:

A) Except your fate and receive his hug
B) Run like the wind.
C) Or just do something else.

WHAT WILL YOU DO EDWARD, WHAT WILL YOU DO?]

JUST. FFFF.

[scarredsin]

[Oh god. NO, OH SHIT NO. This time, Ed's groceries do drop to the floor. His hands move up as if... they could stop this charging beast of a man.]

[... Wait... They probably could, given his circumstances.]

[... Too late. FATE ACCEPTED. Please let him be able to breathe afterward.]

I DID give him a chance. XD

[4_generations]

[Gives Ed a HUGE HUG and cries manly tears of joy]

OH EDWARD, I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU! I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU!!!

[Don't worry, he can still breathe. Just ask him to let you go and it'll be okay.]

alkdhgad, I'm sorry but THESE TWO MUST BE FRIENDS

[stayb100ponyboy]

[There are no words. None at all.]

[Shhh, shhh, only staring now.]

afdfasf THEY MUST, IT IS THE ONLY WAY

[4_generations]

[Armstrong does not notice the being at first. Realizing that he hasn't found his comrades, he is a bit saddened. He turns around and notices someone staring at him.]

Oh, I notice you staring.

[Oh god, now you did it.]

It's quite alright my friend, most people cannot resist these muscles!

[He then flexes a few times, pink sparkles radiating from his body]

hahaha BEST REACTION

[stayb100ponyboy]

[You thought he was staring before... he's definitely gawking now.]

[Curse being stuck in this centaur's body, without his full musculature!]

[Sorry, sir, did you expect a response? For now... just staaaaaring.]

This is going to be SO AWESOME

[4_generations]

[Like he cares, Armstrong is loving the attention!]

[So yeah, don't mind him, he's just gonna ham it up a bit, flexing and whatnot.]

So, my friend. Do you happen to know where I am?

[Flex, flex, sparkle, sparkle.]

Because I am MOST CONFUSED!

OH DEAR GOD SHANKS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I don't think this community can handle this!

[4_generations]

[Armstrong turns around and notices the speaking to him. He seems to have a good humor, well let's show him ours.]

I'm afraid you're only half right, my friend.

[Cue massive flexing and sparkling]

I AM THE PARTY!

[He gives a hearty laugh and bends his legs, while straightening one arm out past his body, while the other arm is bent over his head.]

[4_generations]

[Armstrong enjoys the laughter and flexs a few more times, before answering Shanks.]

To be honest, I don't often drink. I like to keep this body working LIKE A WELL OILED MACHINE!

[One final flex]

But I suppose it wouldn't hurt to grease the gears a bit.

[Reaches for Shanks hand and shakes it firmly.

...

Did something just blow up? I think a miniature explosion just happened behind Shanks and Armstrong. OMGOMGOMG]

/HAVE A MEW!RIZA.

[thehawks_eye]

Major Armstrong, please put your shirt back on.

[There is a very unimpressed pink floating creature - AKA a mew - hovering over head. That lineface looks a lot like Riza's, and the voice sounds like it as well.

Well. As much as a telepathic voice can. Also, please not that there is what looks like some kind of tattoo and burn scarring on the Pokemon's back.]

Oh isn't she just the cutest thing eva?

[4_generations]

[Major hears her voice and automatically, turns around to salute her, with his eye close for a minute.]

Lit. Hawkeye, I didn't expect to see you he-

[Wait...where's the Lieutenant? All he sees is this pink cat...thing. Wait a minute.]

Lieutenant...is that you?

YUS. SHE IS. and I'll tag back later. MOVIES TIME.

[thehawks_eye]

Yes. Unfortunately, this is a side effect of Vatheon. Curses happen every so often that can and do change for a week. [Riza ends up doing a loop in the air, studying him from an upside down POV. Don't ask. She's probably enjoying this whole flying thing more than she let's on.] What's the last thing that you remember?

Okay, I shall await you! 8O

[4_generations]

Vatheon? I never heard of a city like this before...I take it we are no longer in Amestris then.

[That is a good question...let him think for a minute.]

I remember going to Resembool with Edward and Alphonse Elric. It was the night before we were going to leave, as a matter of fact. Why do you ask?

[iamsoproud]

[This is a nice looking man. Dad happened to be out shopping and he comes over to Armstrong, bags of food supplies on his arms.]

Are you new here?

[4_generations]

[Armstrong hears a voice and looks to find where it came from. He notices Dad near him.]

It would appear so, friend. If you don't mind me asking, where exactly is here?