Hello, you've reached Equius Zahhak.

I'm not available to take your call right now; leave your name and a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Unless you're Vantas... in which case, hang up immediately and never call this number again.

Here's where you can tell me what you like, what you don't like, what you want more of, and what needs improvement. All comments are screened for your privacy and convenience.

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( Everyone wants CR with Equius! )

Just general stuff about what your characters can do to him, rather than the other way around. I totally ganked this from Karkat-mun and then modified it for Equius.

[OOC]
Backtagging: Absolutely.
Threadhopping: Not a problem.
Fourthwalling: Shouldn't be too much of an issue, as Homestuck tends to break the fourth wall on its own. Just ask first ( Read more... )

OOC: my apologies for not putting this in one of the other threads, but I wanted to get it up and I'm having LJ problems!

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STRONGly filtered away from Excelsior Expatriot Darkleer

[The video feed pops on, showing two of the bubble's younger trolls, happily returned back to their home under the sea. Now though, at least one of them has a very serious expression on his face.]

So, after doing some research, we've discovered that it's customary to give gifts this time of ( Read more... )

[Equius' voice is cracking and frantic with worry.]

Gamzee... come on, where are you? If you're playing Hide and Seek, you won, I can't find you! Where'd you go?

STRONG filtered from Gamzee Makara

So... there's a lot of humans here, right? Can you answer something for me?

You have this ritual that somehow revolves around wearing a white hat with a long piece of lace behind it and throwing flowers. I believe it's called "magnetomony" or something similiar.

Can one of you please explain that to me?

[The video feed crackles on, showing an angled view of the fourth district, near the elevator construction. It looks like the SFC has been dropped on the ground, and then jostled until it turned on... perhaps it was jostled by that blue, warking streak of chocobo demon that just ran past ( Read more... )