001: Incoming ham.
Characters: Alex Louis Armstrong and open
Location: The Plaza
Time: Noon.
Style: Whatever you want
Status: Open
[The plaza was the normal spot for new people to arrive at and not even an eight foot tall muscular alchemist was an exception. The Major's body was laying on the floor, shifting. He got up and righted himself. Looking around, he didn't notice anything familiar.]
This doesn't look like Resembool at all.
[The Major folded his arms, he couldn't figure out how he got here...wherever here was. He went to move so he could look around a bit, and noticed his clothes were wet. His nice three piece suit ruined by water. So cue him pulling all of his shirts off and throwing them in the air, then flexing his muscles...at least he's not sparkling.]
This is MOST SUSPICIOUS!
[... wait, never mind, now he is. Apparently Armstrong thought if he yelled loudly enough someone would hear him. Please help him, after that little display he decided to move around the plaza, looking for help.]
Edward Elric! Alphonse Elric! Are you here?!
[Please help him, he's making a scene.]