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( oh, brit-brit: how i've missed her. )

( Charm School 3: Proceed With Caution. )

all honors go to jason for unveiling yet another inspirational jewel from the internet.

jason, visa vi linda, has introduced me to garfield minus garfield dot net. i have long suspected that garfield is nothing more than an elaborate figment of jon arbuckle's imagination; now there can be no doubt. validation, at last ( Read more... )

i was positively agog to discover that milwaukee was mentioned on perez hilton. riverwest hippies' latest scheming has merited its own entry on perez hilton dot com. our town hasn't received this much attention since randall simon bludgeoned that wiener.

in other news, if fonzie ever makes his way on to local currency, please save some for me.

i'm sure most of you heard about this already, as y'all are awesome and such, but this thrilled me:

openly transgendered man elected mayor in oregon.
i like his look. it gives me a tori-vibe.

...and with this i'm one step closer to the presidency.

in the wake of obama's historical victory, i have to ask myself, ( what will become of my muse? )

you will all watch this video. you will all love it.


(if it doesn't work, go here.)swoon ( Read more... )

after years of anxious waiting, i have finally fulfilled my life's one true ambition: to be the Manic Panic Dye Hard of the Month!!!

graduating college, moving to Korea... these are but trifling accomplishments compared to this. it even trumps my recent successful use of a bidet. this is a big day. a big happy day, as my students would say ( Read more... )

i am slowly, gradually, acclimating to the sad prospect that john mccain is probably going to be our next president. palin successfully harnessed the media and obama's race raises the possibility of throwing a very tight race in mccain's favor. i suspect that most of you stateside feel the same way. in the meantime i would like to make something ( Read more... )

i was elated to learn that john mccain picked harriet miers, excuse me, sarah palin, to be his running mate in the coming election. while it doesn't help that palin has publicly admitted that she is not entirely sure just what a vice president does, i do think that she'll provide a necessary counter point to mccain's permanently melted grimace ( Read more... )