Miss October
after years of anxious waiting, i have finally fulfilled my life's one true ambition: to be the Manic Panic Dye Hard of the Month!!!
graduating college, moving to Korea... these are but trifling accomplishments compared to this. it even trumps my recent successful use of a bidet. this is a big day. a big happy day, as my students would say.
i would like to thank everyone who helped me get to this point. to everyone who encouraged me to put on an extra coat of lipcolor, or recommended another strip of falsies, or simply demanded more, more, more makeup! even when my clogged, suffocated pores were screaming for me to stop... i thank you.
i supplied a brief write up to supplement my glamor. it afforded me not only the chance to loudly toot my own horn but to promote the cast (there's a link! i'm telling you, this is going to rake in ten's upon ten's of hits for the website... possibly less.) as well.
the curators of the website were so kind as to supply pictures of the many, many products i needed to make myself glamorous. aside from displaying the toolbox worth of makeup i needed to successfully put my face on, the display does a nice job of underscoring just how incredibly fake i am.
oh, happy day. oh, big, happy, smile day.
graduating college, moving to Korea... these are but trifling accomplishments compared to this. it even trumps my recent successful use of a bidet. this is a big day. a big happy day, as my students would say.
i would like to thank everyone who helped me get to this point. to everyone who encouraged me to put on an extra coat of lipcolor, or recommended another strip of falsies, or simply demanded more, more, more makeup! even when my clogged, suffocated pores were screaming for me to stop... i thank you.
i supplied a brief write up to supplement my glamor. it afforded me not only the chance to loudly toot my own horn but to promote the cast (there's a link! i'm telling you, this is going to rake in ten's upon ten's of hits for the website... possibly less.) as well.
the curators of the website were so kind as to supply pictures of the many, many products i needed to make myself glamorous. aside from displaying the toolbox worth of makeup i needed to successfully put my face on, the display does a nice job of underscoring just how incredibly fake i am.
oh, happy day. oh, big, happy, smile day.