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rice conglomerate colonizes kitchens everywhere.
i have recently emerged triumphant from my kitchen. at long last, i have concocted a worthy follow-up to my magical mystery pancakes. i proudly present...
Jared's Sticky Brown Puffed Rice Conglomeratethis dish is ideal for entertaining and makes a great mid-afternoon snack. in order to replicate this dish, you must follow my directions exactly ( Read more... ) -
midnight pancake mashup
in attempt to satiate a burgeoning late-night hunger, i took it upon myself to do what i so rarely do: cook. i am not one to be hemmed in by recipes or the "recommended" ingredient sizes therein. i am much too spontaneous to be bothered by that. when i cook, i prefer to freestyle whenever possible. take tonight's entree, for example ( Read more... ) -
dr. katz iz in.
...and in my current theme of enriching your lives with YouTube videos, i present the following:
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it's no kitten video, but it's really close. -
jared helps you make it through another day.
sometimes it feels like life is taking a dump on you. repeatedly. all you can do is brush yourself off and carry on, but why even bother when shitaceousness is so imminent? sometimes it feels like life doesn't even give you a chance to properly towel off before dumping another hot, smelly load of life right back on you. it's not fair, it's not ( Read more... ) -
shameful.
i cannot believe they made another street fighter movie. even now that it has been released and already long since bombed, i still cannot believe that they made another street fighter film.
for those unaware of the original, i am referring to the original 1994 epic street fighter, best known as the crown jewel of the jean-claude van damme ( Read more... )
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