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It's a 1969 Schwinn Breeze and it's green. I bought it last night and right now it's in my kitchen 'cause I don't have a lock. As soon as I"m dressed I'm taking it down to the bike shop to get a lock.

It was almost dark when I bought it so I only got to ride it for a little while. It's so awesome!

Saturday was actually pretty good, even though I was a little light on cash. I went to see Doug Stanhope, who's one of the funniest comedians ever, but just so unapologetically offensive to EVERYONE that I'm pretty sure a few people walked out of the show. Which is funny in and of itself, to me. I almost pissed myself before the end of the show, ( Read more... )

So Friday night I went to see my friend play drums in a band I'd never seen him with before. Well, turns out this particular band is sort of world-musiclike, and they're all white people. So while I didn't actually dislike the music, I wanted to set everyone in the crowd on fire. Because they were all pretend hippies. As in, they were hippies in ( Read more... )

Just got a call from Big Crazy. Apparently he hurt his knee last week (hasn't been to a doctor about it, naturally) and has been pretty much staying in bed. I meant to call him all last week but got distracted by other-side-of-the-family drama. Anyway, he needs me to pick up some groceries for him. Not a problem, but I feel like the most neglectful ( Read more... )

So last week I left my rent check in an envelope, in the vestibule of my building, as we all do every month. Today my landlord left me a voice mail saying she hasn't gotten my check yet, and asking if I'd drop it off at her house. I called her and told her I left it there last week and I'd check to see if it maybe fell behind something. She said " ( Read more... )

It was so nice out today that I started drinking iced coffees when I woke up, and ended up drinking 'em all day. And not eating. I didn't have anything to eat until almost 8, and so now I feel gross and kinda woozy.

It's a robot from the future sent back to annoy me, keep me from getting a full night's sleep and make my eyes itchy and red.

Now, I'm not so egotistical to think that scientists in the future set out to invent a robot to torment me. I guess they were trying to make evil furry robots for some other reason and somehow I ended up with this one in my

Massive family drama - I'd go into it, only it's possible my head might explode. On the plus side, for once nothing is my fault, my responsibility, or mine to really deal with ( Read more... )