Comments | vacuousbeefcake: WELCOME TO THE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM EVIL FAN CLUB!

vacuousbeefcake

WELCOME TO THE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM EVIL FAN CLUB!

Mar 27, 2005 10:27

( Read more... )

Comments 17

drunkirishdude March 27 2005, 20:26:23 UTC

That is highly disturbing.

Yet also, slightly alluring. In still a disturbing way.

vacuousbeefcake March 27 2005, 23:13:03 UTC

I COULD DRINK TO THAT!

herbology_dork March 27 2005, 23:53:17 UTC

EW!

boogiedownvince March 27 2005, 21:04:16 UTC

Just out of curiousity, why didn't you censor his tit as well?

How about Neville'sassland? Or Longbottomsville? Or GildroyLockhardShouldDie Country?

vacuousbeefcake March 27 2005, 23:11:35 UTC

I DIDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO CENSOR HIS CHEST BECAUSE EXPOSED FLABBY MAN TITTIES DO NOT CONSTITUTE OBSCENITY UNDER THE MINISTRY'S NEW CENSORSHIP CODE. FEMALE BREASTS, ON THE OTHER HAND, WOULD BE CATEGORICALLY DEEMED INDECENT, UNLESS THEY WERE ACCOMPANIED BY A NIPPLE CLAMP IN THE SHAPE OF A STARBURST.

AS FOR YOUR SUGGESTED NAMES, I WILL HAVE TO OPEN THEM ALL UP TO THE GROUP FOR CONSIDERATION.

herbology_dork March 27 2005, 23:52:38 UTC

IT IS NOT MY BREAST!! I DON'T HAVE FLABBY MAN TITTIES, I AM TOTALLY FIT! I AM A CHAMPION SEEKER! I WORK OUT WITH A PERSONAL TRAINER! THAT IS A PAINTING OF SOME NAKED BIRD WITH MY FACE PASTED IN!

NOT AMUSED, NOT AMUSED AT ALL!!!

vacuousbeefcake March 28 2005, 00:07:07 UTC

BUT NEVILLE, HOW CAN YOU NOT APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF YOUR UNADULTERATED PHYSIQUE?

Thread 7

spidersmustdie March 27 2005, 23:23:29 UTC

BEWARE!!! NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM IS A CHAUVINIST!!!

(Can I still have one of his autographs? Thanks!)

vacuousbeefcake March 28 2005, 00:10:33 UTC

CERTAINLY. I STRATEGICALLY RECEIVED A STACK OF SPECIAL AUTOGRAPHS FROM NEV IN ADVANCE OF THIS MEETING, SO I'LL SLIP YOU ONE OF THESE... FOR A PRICE.

herbology_dork March 27 2005, 23:48:15 UTC

GIDLY, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE NOW!!! NO AUTOGRAPHS FOR YOU!

dammit man, I TOLD you not to be posting doctored photos of me with nudity! You'll be hearing from my attornies!

It's a much nicer painting WITHOUT my face attached to it!!

vacuousbeefcake March 28 2005, 00:14:16 UTC

NEVILLE, DARLING,

I CAN'T BE IN TROUBLE.

I AM WORTHY! I SWEAR! I AM WORTHY OF MORE AUTOGRAPHS!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

abbotts_habits March 27 2005, 23:53:20 UTC

That's ridiculous! I can't believe you would be so disrespectful to our wondrous Boy Who Lived. You should know he hates such public exposure! I, at least, can keep the line between being a fan and being disrespectful - I only get MY signed collection of X-rated Neville photos out where there are three or less people around. Honestly!

vacuousbeefcake March 28 2005, 00:24:42 UTC

LOOK BITCH,

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SILLY COMMENTARY. THIS IS A CLUB FOR TRUE DIE HARD NEVILLE FANS, NOT THESE MAMBY PAMBY TWO-BIT HACKS LIKE YOU. ANY SINCERE NEVILLE FAN WOULD SHARE THEIR NEV PORN WITH AT LEAST FOUR PEOPLE AROUND, INCLUDING BOY WONDER HIMSELF.

HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE OUR BELOVED BY DARING TO SHOW YOUR FACE AT THIS MEETING. BE GONE!