My dear Flitwick, we are not supposed to be down here! You will get your wand broken, for sure.

How dare Theo Nott delete MY brilliant post subtly insinuating who the true Death Eaters are in this silly game? Who does he think he is... the Game Master? I don't have to obey the rules! I am Gilderoy Lockhart! And I refuse to be censored by an insignificant student ( Read more... )

Dead? Already? But we just started playing yesterday...

AVENGE ME!

AVENGE ME!

Oh bugger, I wasn't killed by the Death Eaters. I was lynched by a mob of ignorant, ignoble Muggles!

KILL THE MUGGLES!

KILL THE MUGGLES!

MY INNOCENT BLOOD IS ON THEIR UNCLEAN HANDS!

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After six weeks of travel by platypus, I have FINALLY arrived in Hogsmeade!

And I look simply FANTASTIC!

Oh dear, I don't seem to remember why I came here... Hmm, why would I come all the way back to Hogwarts?

MY SON! Of course, I came to visit my son!

I'M COMING GREGORY!

GET READY FOR DADDY!

I found his headshots... in the entryway... on top of some random corpse.

That’s all he left for me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Come back, vacuousbeefcake! COME BACK!

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I have decided to leave St. Mungo's to find my son, Greg Goyle-Lockhart. I believe he is at Hogwarts, and it will be so spiffy to be reunited with him at last ( Read more... )

Hello there!

Now that I'm back at St. Mungo's and the holiday Gilmo drive is over, I figured I'd introduce all my fans to the lovely healers on the Fourth Floor of St. Mungo's!


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