WELCOME TO THE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM EVIL FAN CLUB!
WELCOME TO THE FIRST OFFICIAL UBEREXCLUSIVE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM EVIL FAN CLUB MEETING!
IN HONOR OF OUR FIRST MEETING, I HAVE WORKED TIRELESSLY TO TRACK DOWN AND BRING TO YOU ALL "LE GRANDE NEVILLISQUE" (UNFORTUNATELY, HIS ARSE CRACK HAD TO BE CENSORED DUE TO RIDICULOUS MINISTRY GUIDELINES). I HOPE YOU ALL WORSHIP THIS VENERABLE MASTERPIECE AS MUCH AS I DO.
AND NOW BACK TO BUSINESS. NEVILLE WILL BE JOINING US BY FIRECHAT (SINCE I SOMEHOW FAILED TO OVERTHROW THE EVIL HEADMASTER BEFORE TODAY'S MEETING). AT THE END OF THE MEETING, I WILL BE PASSING OUT SPECIAL SIGNED HEAD SHOTS OF MR. LONGBOTTOM HIMSELF! ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
BUT FOR NOW, WE MUST FOCUS ON OUR CLEAR AGENDA FOR TODAY. WE NEED TO VOTE ON WHAT TO RENAME HOGWARTS. INITIALLY, I PROPOSED "BOTTOMWARTS," BUT NEVILLE INSIGHTFULLY SUGGESTED THAT WE CONSIDER OTHER ALTERNATIVES. SO I AM ALSO PROPOSING "LONGWARTS."
DO I HAVE ANY VOTES FOR "BOTTOMWARTS?"
HOW ABOUT "LONGWARTS?"
ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS?