Neville, I need to ask you something! Colin said you were in the greenhouses but you weren't there so I'm going to give up in a minute! But it's really important!

Oi, Harry! If you need a towel, the house-elves just bought up my laundry, and I have extras!

And you'll never guess what else was in there: a pair of girls' knickers!

They're soft and pretty and much nicer than my ratty old y-fronts. I think I'll keep them!

LOOK!!!! LAVVIE-POO GAVE ME SOMETHING CALLED "BLING."


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If I were Cho!!! (Which I am not, thank Merlin! She has no knockers!!!)
Then I would woe!!!!
About going to the lake!!!!
And not having the Squid come up to take...
Me. Away?????

Take?????? Make???? Cake??? Hmmmm...nothing rhymes with lake anyway!!!

HARRY WHERE ARE YOU??? DO YOU STILL HAVE THOSE CHUDLEY CANNON SWIMMING BRIEFS MUM GOT YOU FOR

Harry!!!! I GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR BUT HERMIONE TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE GONE MISSING!!! I WAS GOING TO GET YOU A DANCE FOR YOUR LAP!!!

A DANCE FOR YOUR LAP HARRY!!!!!

Anyway. Apparently, I am going to get lucky on your belated birthday!!!!!!!!

Why is the squid not responding to my tasty bait?????

I am creating the Official Feminist Roundtable here at Hogwarts ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ( Read more... )

I seemed to have lost my date at the ball!!!!!!!! It fell off my shoulder when I was shaking like the Meister I am on the dance floor and WHERE DID IT BLOODY GO?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I bet Finch-Fletchley stole it!!!!


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Ladies!!!!! Don't bother asking the Ronmeister for a date to the Ball tomorrow!!!! He's taken!!!!!

Shall conquer the world with my Ronmeister "study" skills!!!! Have "borrowed" a book off a Ravenclaw!!! Am trying to find out their "study" secrets...they must have something in those books of theirs that keep them studying dawn till dusk!!! No one should be able to outlast the Ronmeister ( Read more... )