THE RONMEISTER TURNS ONE YEAR OLDER!!!!

Mar 01, 2005 00:05

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I'm going to regret this. waitingfortom March 1 2005, 20:03:46 UTC
By the way, I didn't forget about your birthday. I know it's your birthday. But considering what you like these days, there's no way I could get you any gifts.

But yeah, I made you one.

So I hope you get some use out of that. You probably don't understand it, so I'll explain. The knocker restraint feels funny because the cups are filled with something to make them feel a bit more like real boobs, so if you wear it, you can sort of pretend they're real. The weight should be right at least and I guess you'll like groping them. Happy birthday.

I haven't done my question thing yet, either. I don't want to write about having someone else's knockers.

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spidersmustdie March 2 2005, 00:00:29 UTC
WOW GINNY! YOU REMEMBERED?! I never remember your birthday?!?!?!?!?!?!

BLOODY WOW GINNY! YOU MADE ME KNOCKERS?!?!?!?!!? THEY FEEL FUNNY WHEN I GRAB THEM THOUGH!!! Sort of like a more watery version of Hermione's!!!!!!

Hmmmm! Do you think I should wear them to Potions?!?!?!?!?!?!

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waitingfortom March 2 2005, 03:00:42 UTC
I noticed. And of course I remembered. I pay attention to my family, and I haven't had any amnesia, and I'm a good person. Even if I still hate you.

They're not REAL knockers, but I hope they're decent substitutes. Watery? Hmmm. I should've made that solution a bit more solid I guess, unless you don't mind it. Um. I don't need to know what Hermione's feel like.

Wear them however you want.

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spidersmustdie March 2 2005, 04:56:46 UTC
YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME?!?!?!?!?! HOW MUCH ATTENTION?!?!?!?!? You're a great sister Ginny!!!! I love you more than you hate me!

They FEEL like real knockers!!!! I've been playing with them all day!!!!! And night!!! I almost ruined the trousers Dean gave me!!!!!

I wore them to every class!!!!!

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deanosovirtuoso March 1 2005, 22:16:53 UTC
Happy birthday Ron! How do you like the pair of maroon, velveteen trousers that I sent you?

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spidersmustdie March 1 2005, 23:59:05 UTC
THEY'RE PRETTY BLOODY FANTASTIC!!!! BUT THE RONMEISTER'S LITTLE RON FEELS A LITTLE CONSTRAINED!! THESE TROUSERS ARE TIGHT!

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deanosovirtuoso March 2 2005, 00:27:01 UTC
I thought that would, um, exhilarate you, I guess.

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spidersmustdie March 2 2005, 04:53:29 UTC
I CAN MEASURE MY GROWTH NOW WITH MY PANTS ON!!!!!!!

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herbology_dork March 2 2005, 02:20:45 UTC
happy birthday, Ron!
is there anything you want for your birthday that i could get you, keeping in mind that i am not a girl or a squid?

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spidersmustdie March 2 2005, 05:02:43 UTC
Thanks Neville!!!!!! It's too bad you're not a girl or a squid!!! I sure wish I was!!!!!

Well...I already have knockers!!! And tight trousers!!!! Do you have any more of those plants shaped like the Ronmeister's secret treasure???????

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herbology_dork March 2 2005, 22:25:13 UTC
actually i'm rather glad to not be a girl or a squid right now. sorry you wish you were one. at least you can sort of look like a girl, with those plaits and Seamus' skirt and the knocker-thingy Ginny gave you.

unfortunately i do not even have my own Phallus anymore, as someone stole it. sorry Ron!

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spidersmustdie March 3 2005, 00:26:58 UTC
Do you think I make a pretty girl??????

HOW CAN YOU LOSE YOUR PHALLUS NEVILLE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

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drunkirishdude March 2 2005, 05:02:09 UTC
Happy birthday, mate!!!! I would give you some champagne, but I just drank it all.

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spidersmustdie March 2 2005, 05:23:15 UTC
Thanks Seamus!!! And that's okay! I don't need champagne to make me happy!!! I have knockers!!!! And your hula skirt to borrow!!!!!

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iloatheyouall March 2 2005, 08:17:52 UTC
I feel so used.

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spidersmustdie March 3 2005, 00:27:36 UTC
If it makes you feel any better, I would never use you just once!!!

Or use you at all!!!

...Um! Want to compare knockers????

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iloatheyouall March 3 2005, 00:31:41 UTC
All right then.

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spidersmustdie March 3 2005, 05:26:05 UTC
Bloody damn!!! Yours are still bigger!

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