THE RONMEISTER TURNS ONE YEAR OLDER!!!!

[spidersmustdie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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I'm going to regret this.

[waitingfortom]

By the way, I didn't forget about your birthday. I know it's your birthday. But considering what you like these days, there's no way I could get you any gifts.

But yeah, I made you one.

So I hope you get some use out of that. You probably don't understand it, so I'll explain. The knocker restraint feels funny because the cups are filled with something to make them feel a bit more like real boobs, so if you wear it, you can sort of pretend they're real. The weight should be right at least and I guess you'll like groping them. Happy birthday.

I haven't done my question thing yet, either. I don't want to write about having someone else's knockers.

[spidersmustdie]

WOW GINNY! YOU REMEMBERED?! I never remember your birthday?!?!?!?!?!?!

BLOODY WOW GINNY! YOU MADE ME KNOCKERS?!?!?!?!!? THEY FEEL FUNNY WHEN I GRAB THEM THOUGH!!! Sort of like a more watery version of Hermione's!!!!!!

Hmmmm! Do you think I should wear them to Potions?!?!?!?!?!?!

[waitingfortom]

I noticed. And of course I remembered. I pay attention to my family, and I haven't had any amnesia, and I'm a good person. Even if I still hate you.

They're not REAL knockers, but I hope they're decent substitutes. Watery? Hmmm. I should've made that solution a bit more solid I guess, unless you don't mind it. Um. I don't need to know what Hermione's feel like.

Wear them however you want.

[spidersmustdie]

YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME?!?!?!?!?! HOW MUCH ATTENTION?!?!?!?!? You're a great sister Ginny!!!! I love you more than you hate me!

They FEEL like real knockers!!!! I've been playing with them all day!!!!! And night!!! I almost ruined the trousers Dean gave me!!!!!

I wore them to every class!!!!!

[waitingfortom]

Obviously more than you do. Not THAT MUCH attention.

Oh, NOW you want to say you love me, when you're in a knockerhaze. That makes me feel... ugh. Not good, Ron.

And as much as that disturbs me, I knew it would make you happy, so I'm pleased that you're fully enjoying them.

[spidersmustdie]

...I PAY LOTS OF ATTENTION TO YOU GINNY!!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF BROTHERLY ATTENTION!!!!

Would you rather me love you when I am not in a knockerhaze?!?!?!? Because when would that be?!?!?! If I told you I wanted to make you feel good, you'd just go running to Mum!! Filthy minded you are!!!!

Want to see me in my knockers??

[waitingfortom]

Well when that attention is paid to my knockers I don't exactly like it!

OF COURSE I'd rather you do that! Someday you have to learn that THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND KNOCKERS!! AND YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE FILTHY MIND!!!

Oh I don't know WHAT to do with you any more! ARRRRRGH!

[spidersmustdie]

Like I pay that much attention to your knockers!!!! They're still lopsided!!!!! Mine are better!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND KNOCKERS?!?!?!?!?!?! DIDN'T YOU LEARN IN SEXUAL EDUCATION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! KNOCKERS = BABIES!

AND THERE IS PLENTY YOU CAN DO WITH ME!!!!!

AND I MEANT DON'T TELL ON ME TO MUM!

[waitingfortom]

THEY WERE NEVER LOPSIDED!!! YOURS AREN'T REAL!

Knockers do NOT = babies! Knockers can FEED babies but they don't PRODUCE them! I KNOW MUCH MORE ABOUT SEX ED THAN YOU DO!!!

MUM! RON IS SPREADING LIES ABOUT REPRODUUUUCTIOOOON!

[spidersmustdie]

THEY FEEL REAL!!! AND THEY ARE! BELIEVE ME!! I WOULD KNOW!!!!!!!!

Without knockers, people wouldn't MAKE babies!!! PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE KNOCKERS CAN'T MAKE BABIES!!!!

...MUM!!!! GINNY IS PUTTING LIES INTO MY MOUTH!!!!!

[waitingfortom]

I MADE THEM! I WOULD KNOW THAT SOMETHING I MADE DIDN'T OCCUR NATURALLY!!

WHAT THE HELL, RON!

MUM!!! RON IS BEING VIRIPHOBIC OR SOMETHING!!!!! HE'S A MAN-HATER!HE'S PUTTING LIES IN MY MOUTH!

[spidersmustdie]

SO YOU ADMIT IT!! YOU'RE PROUD OF MY KNOCKERS!!!!!!

...I AM NOT A MANHATER! I LOVE MEN!!!!!! MUM!!!! GINNY IS ACCUSING ME OF VIRIPHOBIA!!!!

[waitingfortom]

RON I GAVE THEM TO YOU AND I COULD TAKE THEM AWAY SO YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY!!

MUM!!!! RON'S BEING A PERV AGAIN!!!!!