You know, even in times of existential crisis, it's important to have laughter in one's life. That's why I've created the first ever fan community to hogwartslives, a sexy online comic by three super sexy anonymous artists. This comic has touched me in a deep place, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, which is why everyone should join and show their unwavering ( Read more... )

Come out of there, Finch-Fletchley!

"Permanent Gender Alteration Spells are few and far between, but not only due to their innate complexity. Spells, in the general sense, are inherently temporary, fuelled by the energy of the Spell Caster, as any novice-level witch or wizard is well aware. Though it is still a heavily debated subject, the majority of experts and modern text authors ( Read more... )

My bosoms have returned to me, and all is right in the world.

Now if only Ronald did not have to lose his.

Please, please, everyone. While there is quite enough Millicent to go around under normal circumstances, there is certainly not enough to accommodate so many obvious desires for my company at the ball. Thus, I have reached a decision as to how my date will be chosen.

I didn't want to do this, but you've all given me no choice ( Read more... )

Because of the mounting hysteria regarding the rapidly spreading Gay epidemic, I contacted Mumsy who had once admitted, after one too many mimosas on Christmas morning, to having contracted the dreaded illness while attending a muggle university right after her Hogwarts years ( Read more... )

People really do get the silliest ideas.
I'm sure that this invisibility thing was the work of one rogue Slytherin, aka Gregory Goyle.
We really should not pin the blame on others when he is obviously guilty.
Only he would deface a dead mans coffin.

MY INTERWEB JOURNAL CANNOT BE DISPLAYED!!!!!!!!!! My most private, deepest, innermost thoughts have been erased from this planet ( Read more... )

Indeed, this is a peculiar dilemma. Here I am, minding my own business, when a wave of darkness tries to swallow up one of my few creative outlets. How is one to express one's individuality when one cannot even keep one's pony in one's personal stable? We've been foiled again, but we will not be foiled for long! Until we un-foil ourselves, ( Read more... )

I'm on Millie's journal!!! SO HOT!! Oh, Millie, I don't want anybody else! When I think about you I to.... WELL, I LOVE YOU, MILLIE ( Read more... )