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iloatheyouall

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Feb 17, 2005 13:52

My bosoms have returned to me, and all is right in the world.

Now if only Ronald did not have to lose his.

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paparazzi_colin February 18 2005, 02:55:07 UTC

Wait a second, you got all upset when I terminated our stalker contract because I happen to like the same sex now and yet you like boobs?? isn't that a bit hypocritical?

iloatheyouall February 18 2005, 05:48:03 UTC

No. I like Ronald's breasts. Ronald is a boy ( ... )

paparazzi_colin February 18 2005, 09:07:54 UTC

I only terminated the contract because CRABBE cares about your welfare Millicent! he didn't want me to lead you on anymore and I had to respect his wishes.
I still care about you very deeply Millicent, you will always be my number one stalker..but Crabbe is my number one priority!!

waitingfortom February 18 2005, 22:27:26 UTC

And it feels so good to have my own bosoms back instead of yours.

How can you stand carrying them around all the time? Are you just used to it?

iloatheyouall February 18 2005, 23:53:09 UTC

Pain killers are a girl's best friend.

waitingfortom February 19 2005, 03:25:12 UTC

Oh, I learned about those in Muggle Studies!

Is that why you don't make many faces? You're grimacing from pain because you need another killer?

Maybe you can levitate some of the weight off.

iloatheyouall February 19 2005, 03:36:32 UTC

Small-scale levitation charms and very sturdy brassieres carry the bulk of the weight, that which remains due to long-term strain, mostly in the lower back, is handled with potions and pain killers. Although not at the same time. That summons the stomach people.

I do not, however, resent my vastly impressive bosoms. We all have our own cross to bear.

savethefurries February 18 2005, 23:07:48 UTC

I second that!!!

And please refrain from ever sqeezing mine again. :-S

savethefurries February 18 2005, 23:08:45 UTC

P.S. I like really like the ensemble you've got on today <3

iloatheyouall February 18 2005, 23:53:50 UTC

Why thank you, Lavender Brown.

iloatheyouall February 18 2005, 23:53:35 UTC

I no longer have need to woefully squeeze your bosoms.

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spidersmustdie February 19 2005, 00:02:47 UTC

MY KNOCKERS ARE GONE!!!!!

iloatheyouall February 19 2005, 00:29:37 UTC

I am regretfully aware.

spidersmustdie February 19 2005, 06:19:18 UTC

MY HANDS HAVE NOTHING TO LATCH ONTO ANY LONGER!!!!

...Would you still like me if I didn't have knockers?????

iloatheyouall February 19 2005, 07:59:28 UTC

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dracoisyourking February 21 2005, 02:55:23 UTC

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iloatheyouall February 21 2005, 03:52:21 UTC

Why does the return of my bosoms call for iconwoe and dotting, Draco? Don't you like my bosoms?

dracoisyourking February 21 2005, 05:19:02 UTC

They are perfectly pillowesque and deadly. Find Creevey and suffocate on sight.

iloatheyouall February 21 2005, 05:40:47 UTC

And so the truth comes out. Much like closeted sexualities during happy hour.

I'm sensing neglect issues. Come sit on Millie's lap and tell her all about it.