It's 2:45 in the morning and I have 4 papers to write tonight. Yes, 4 ( Read more... )

All right, so I just wanted to let everyone out there know how much I am thoroughly disgusted with some things in our country, the first of which would be the DMV. I hate the DMV. I hate the DMV so much it's not even funny. When I go into the DMV, within thirty seconds of being in line I want to vomit and pullt out all of my hair strand by strand. ( Read more... )

Tonight I watched the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (which was amazing, as it is every year) with some people from my building in a room on my floor. Ricky Martin performed his new song. It was surprisingly good. I downloaded it ( Read more... )

Well, last night I was walking up a hill and it was iced over and I flew for the first time. It was amazing. Until I landed. And slid about 9 feet. Down a hill. Onto more ice. And then I couldn't get up. I tried twice. And fell both times. So I said "Fuck it." And I crawled until I got to more grass ( Read more... )

So.

I'm in the library.

I really should be writing this goddamn paper.

I just can't.

Darn me and my wandering mind.

I found it funny. I ♥ Dane Cook. Thought I'd share. There’s certain ways that people, when they bite it and show it on the news, you laugh. Like…Who gets killed by bees? Anytime they come and the news and they’re like, “A man in Austin was killed by bees,”…I just fuckin’ laugh. How do you get killed by bees. If you’re walking through the woods, ( Read more... )

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I don't want my journal to be a forum for poltical debate on this, but I just wanted to post these pictures because they moved me ( Read more... )

So...I haven't talked to you in a while. You have my number. And my screen name. Put in some effort. You know who you are. Jerk ( Read more... )

( Oh, heck yes. )