[The sound of a muffled crash starts the feed: something heavy hitting something equally heavy, followed by the clatter of multiple objects falling. Labored breathing can be heard after; the occasional hiss of interference suggests the person must be nearly on top of the tablet's microphone.]

This is -- Valentine. Jill Valentine. [Her voice is as ( Read more... )

[Mal's at the pawn shop today; the feed is not accidental, for once. He's all business right now.] Got a handful of new people poppin' in. Name's Mal Reynolds; I run what amounts to a police force here, staffed by us miscreant transplants. You got a problem or want in on it, you let me know. Guard HQ's mid-Market and Crowley's Pawn Shop's on one ( Read more... )

[Ah yes, many of you will remember Rose as the idiot who decided it was a good idea to move into Dracula's old house. The rest of you are wondering who this chick is and when did she get here, cause you sure haven't seen her anywhere near the markets]

Oh Hey! [Yeah she'll work this tablet out eventually]Alright first - check it...

[The tablet ( Read more... )

[The video cuts on as though of its own accord. There is no static, no hesitance, and the woman holding the tablet, her expression determined and slightly aloof, doesn't appear to be holding a tablet as she addresses those who see the feed.Many of you have been expecting an explanation for a long time. Others have received information from these ( Read more... )

[The audio is activated first as someone is fiddling with it, then the video comes on, swaying wildly as if someone is pushing away another person's attempts to grab it. Elena's face comes into view then, her brow furrowed, her face not showing any noticeable differences especially as she shoots the man behind her a frustrated look. The pair is ( Read more... )

[The feed flickers on and Rose can be seen holding something black over the bottom half of her face. Her eyes are crinkled in disgust.]

So ahhh [She's not that easy to understand with her mouth covered] So I find this house... Big, two story thing. A real fixer upper... [pause] Just one, intsy wintsy problem...

[The camera turns to show the front of ( Read more... )

[There's the quiet scrape of something familiar, a soft sound, dull. Consistent if not exactly repetitive. Anyone familiar with bars may recognize it as glass on wood. Anyone very familiar might even pick up on the stick that says the drinker's been in his seat for some time.]

No box to blame this one on, I guess.

Least they're together.

[And ( Read more... )

... real helpful! Yeah that's right! You just row your stupid boat away. [Louder.] I'll be just fine here. [Inaudible muttering.]

[There is a blur of motion then a face appears on the screen, eyes narrow to slits causing the brow to furrow. She is clearly younger than the average resident and clearly, not happy.]

Oh... iPad? [Tilts head.] Knock off, ( Read more... )

( Cut for violent imagery, the manhandling of a lady, and a half-assed murder attempt. Did somebody order a small novel? )

[Jill's had her Serious Moments here in the Underworld, but it's been few and far in between that she's gone and taken charge; it's been even rarer for her to give orders ( Read more... )