003 // Video
[Ah yes, many of you will remember Rose as the idiot who decided it was a good idea to move into Dracula's old house. The rest of you are wondering who this chick is and when did she get here, cause you sure haven't seen her anywhere near the markets]
Oh Hey! [Yeah she'll work this tablet out eventually]Alright first - check it...
[The tablet pans to show the interior of what looks vaguely familiar as Drac's pad. Some furniture has been moved but most noticeable is the absence of the bodies]
Rigor mortis, no longer part of the decor and the decomp smell? Almost completely gone.
[She sets the tablet back on a coffee table and settles in for a network chat]
So yeah. I'm only going to say this once cause having to explain it over and over, so gonna do my head in. Basically, the natives round here have the not so pleasant side effect of making me sick. I mean literally sick like pass out, feels like I've gotten an axe to the head - it's a whole thing.
[Move along Rose, nobody really cares]
I'm good out here, mainly cause the self replenishing cupboards, kind of awesome. That said, I have a couple of issues. I kind of need some stuff from the market because this one outfit I have, it's a little gross having to wear it every day even if it has been washed.
[And any time now she's going to get to the point]
So yeah, basically I need money. I don't know if any of you would be interested but I was thinking of running some self defence classes if I get enough interest and ah, while I'm at it, for the sake of my damn sanity I was also wondering if anyone might be interested sparring?
[She pauses, still staring at the screen]
Oh, that's it.
Oh Hey! [Yeah she'll work this tablet out eventually]Alright first - check it...
[The tablet pans to show the interior of what looks vaguely familiar as Drac's pad. Some furniture has been moved but most noticeable is the absence of the bodies]
Rigor mortis, no longer part of the decor and the decomp smell? Almost completely gone.
[She sets the tablet back on a coffee table and settles in for a network chat]
So yeah. I'm only going to say this once cause having to explain it over and over, so gonna do my head in. Basically, the natives round here have the not so pleasant side effect of making me sick. I mean literally sick like pass out, feels like I've gotten an axe to the head - it's a whole thing.
[Move along Rose, nobody really cares]
I'm good out here, mainly cause the self replenishing cupboards, kind of awesome. That said, I have a couple of issues. I kind of need some stuff from the market because this one outfit I have, it's a little gross having to wear it every day even if it has been washed.
[And any time now she's going to get to the point]
So yeah, basically I need money. I don't know if any of you would be interested but I was thinking of running some self defence classes if I get enough interest and ah, while I'm at it, for the sake of my damn sanity I was also wondering if anyone might be interested sparring?
[She pauses, still staring at the screen]
Oh, that's it.