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(016) Sixteenth Report [>>Audio]

Oct 31, 2011 13:50

[It's a sound you're all probably used to by now: the light patter of wrapped candies hitting the streets every now and again. Suddenly there's a more solid smack, a sigh--]

"Did you know that some viruses permanently alter a host's DNA? This can have both short- and long-term consequences that may even affect reproduc--"

[A very solid flick, and ( Read more... )

the dresden files: thomas raith, uncharted: elena fisher, !resident evil: jill valentine, fatal frame iv: misaki asou, persona 3: junpei iori

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audio;private godlessblossom October 31 2011, 18:42:17 UTC

I doubt it would be that easy. [A pause.] They have personal messages.

audio;private zerosuitjill October 31 2011, 19:58:18 UTC

I was beginning to figure it wasn't coincidence. It started off creepy and now it's just annoying.

audio;private godlessblossom October 31 2011, 20:26:15 UTC

Of course. These messages do not bother you, do they?

audio;private zerosuitjill October 31 2011, 20:31:47 UTC

[A brief pause.] Not enough to ruin my day.

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audio; tereteindahouse October 31 2011, 18:51:53 UTC

[It sounds like his mouth is full.]

No way, they just keep coming.

audio; zerosuitjill October 31 2011, 19:58:55 UTC

[lmao ...oh, goodness.]

You've been eating them?

audio; tereteindahouse October 31 2011, 20:28:51 UTC

Yeah. [The word is drawn out.] They actually looked pretty good and by the time somebody mentioned poison. Well, you know how it works. If I'm going to die again, at least I can have some sweets, right?

audio; zerosuitjill October 31 2011, 20:33:29 UTC

[...Just. Goodness gracious, kid.] That's... an optimistic way of looking at it.

You haven't noticed any effects or anything?

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[Audio] inforapound October 31 2011, 20:39:54 UTC

Knowing this place? They'd simply start speaking inside your head once you ingested them.

[Audio] zerosuitjill October 31 2011, 20:43:09 UTC

I wouldn't put it past possibility.

[But then her tone lightens some.] How've you been? You got through the outbreak all right, I see.

[Audio] inforapound November 1 2011, 04:40:17 UTC

Oh, well enough. And yourself? Aside from aggravation at the chattering confections, that is.

[Audio] zerosuitjill November 1 2011, 20:02:47 UTC

As well as can be. I've heard more annoying things, at any rate.

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[video] morethanafour October 31 2011, 22:02:26 UTC

[She's clearly curious about the 'secret' but doesn't ask about it.]

Any good? The candy, I mean.

[video] zerosuitjill November 1 2011, 15:01:31 UTC

I haven't tried it. Around here, the better it looks, the worse it probably is.

[video] morethanafour November 3 2011, 09:52:22 UTC

[Wry grin.]

Probably. That...was sort of a weird message you got there...Something about altering DNA?

[Boy does the thought of that bring back memories - involving dark caves and creepy pale monsters.]

[video] zerosuitjill November 3 2011, 18:10:47 UTC

Oh-- yeah. [She glances aside briefly, thinking] I've dealt with... well, I'm a Special Operations Agent for a counterbioterrorism unit, so I've seen my share of nasty viruses. A lot of them worked by changing DNA in their victims.

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video; prodigalvampire November 1 2011, 02:06:15 UTC

[Have a raised eyebrow from Thomas.] If it didn't, it'd be pretty creepy.

video; zerosuitjill November 1 2011, 17:58:25 UTC

[Have a brief laugh back] I meant would eating one make the rest shut up, but... that's a good point.

video; prodigalvampire November 1 2011, 20:04:14 UTC

[He laughs.] Wait, you're talking about teaching candy a lesson?

video; zerosuitjill November 1 2011, 20:13:10 UTC

I'm always open to better suggestions if you have any, Thomas.

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