(016) Sixteenth Report [>>Audio]

[zerosuitjill]

[It's a sound you're all probably used to by now: the light patter of wrapped candies hitting the streets every now and again. Suddenly there's a more solid smack, a sigh--]

"Did you know that some viruses permanently alter a host's DNA? This can have both short- and long-term consequences that may even affect reproduc--"

[A very solid flick, and

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[tereteindahouse]

[It sounds like his mouth is full.]

No way, they just keep coming.

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[zerosuitjill]

[lmao ...oh, goodness.]

You've been eating them?

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[tereteindahouse]

Yeah. [The word is drawn out.] They actually looked pretty good and by the time somebody mentioned poison. Well, you know how it works. If I'm going to die again, at least I can have some sweets, right?

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[zerosuitjill]

[...Just. Goodness gracious, kid.] That's... an optimistic way of looking at it.

You haven't noticed any effects or anything?

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[tereteindahouse]

Uh. No? They shut up.

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[zerosuitjill]

[She's smiling now, at least.] It's something. Make sure you don't overdo it.

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[tereteindahouse]

Don't worry, I know how to handle candies.

[He'll have a stomach ache by the end of the day.]

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[zerosuitjill]

[That's what she's betting, secretly.] Okay, then. I'll trust your judgment.

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[tereteindahouse]

Thanks. I'll talk to you later! Good luck with the candy!

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[zerosuitjill]

Thanks. You, too. [And she shuts it off, cutting off the next "Did you know--?"]