[It's a sound you're all probably used to by now: the light patter of wrapped candies hitting the streets every now and again. Suddenly there's a more solid smack, a sigh--]
"Did you know that some viruses permanently alter a host's DNA? This can have both short- and long-term consequences that may even affect reproduc--"
[A very solid flick, and the sound fades -- replaced with Jill's breaching-irritated tone.]
Will eating these things make them shut up, by any chance?