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funeraling - my new idea for a hobby
apparently every year, thousands of people die and are buried by their local councils and there is no one there to witness the funeral ( Read more... ) -
To quote #1
"if you need me, I'll be in the bathroom eating BBQ crisps" -
thoughts on standards in public life
i've been thinking about standards, and specifically, is there an act of depravity after which one just shrugs ones shoulders and after which any other act has no impact ( Read more... ) -
politically, you know when you've arrived when...
hustler makes a video of you. I present (safe for work) "nailin - palin".
popsimon gets the credit.
now, i want to see one where jaquie smith does gordon brown up the gumpy with a barbed-wire loofer. -
start your day the purile way
so, #1 comes into the room wearing his dressing gown - flashes himself around the place doing a vigorous and obscene dance and gleefully announces "i bet the you've been framed people would have to put an exclamation mark over my widge if they had a film of that!" and runs off.
the day has more or less run on those grounds since 9am. -
the mighty boosh
I'm still not over my addiction.
new job is very intense. -
ym with popsimon
uncleDisgusting odds bodkins
popsimon breasticles
uncleDisgusting spunk-addled
night
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"spunk addled breasticles"
popsimon night
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uncleDisgusting h is now witnessing us "chatting"
soon i intend her to hear the sporecasts
popsimon oh dear
dont let her see you flirting with me
uncleDisgusting but ... that's my look - how i span the genres
popsimon i spaned elled de generes once
ellen
uncleDisgusting all up her chin ( Read more... ) -
public information announcement
to quote granny weatherwax: "i am not ded"
and to quote myself, i gift you the phrase "spunk-addled" -
in conversation with #2
#2: would you like an eye on the back on your head so you can see all around ( Read more... )
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