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[uncledisgusting]

to quote granny weatherwax: "i am not ded"

and to quote myself, i gift you the phrase "spunk-addled"

Comments

[baldowl]

I was beginning to wonder about the condition of your mortality.

Spunk-addled. Spunk-addled. Spunk-addled? Spunk-addled. I have no use for it.

[clemenza_strada]

It sounds like it's someone with that dreaded four-hour-erection we see on those commercials.

It does have a ring to it. Just not any ring I would enjoy.

[baldowl]

And certainly not a ring you'd want to wear.

[uncledisgusting]

insert obvious joke. although i would love to see a celebrity death match between pearl-necklace and pop-shot.

[hairy_canary]

Spunk-addled.

Hmm.

I prefer "plasterer's radio" myself.

[uncledisgusting]

as in "he treats his jizz-jar like a plasters radio"

[hairy_canary]

As in "By the time he was finished with her, she looked like a plasterer's radio."

[chained_girl]

One feels spunk addled is better than addled spunk. Images of wigglers with maps come to mind. Good to have you back!

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[pete23]

to paraphase granny, i think. to quote would bei aten't dead
at yr service as always.

positive strokes as well as negative strokes

[pete23]

i love the expression "spunk-addled". i may coin the synonym "sporedrunk" though.

Re: positive strokes as well as negative strokes

[uncledisgusting]

as in "(s)he's just a spunk-addled cock-socket"?

I am hyphenating for harrogate today.

Re: positive strokes as well as negative strokes

[baldowl]

You know, when spunk-addled is used in context it acquires a sophisticated charm.

Re: positive strokes as well as negative strokes

[uncledisgusting]

it has sophistication pouring out of it's arse.