apparently every year, thousands of people die and are buried by their local councils and there is no one there to witness the funeral
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It's very sad that people die forgotten and alone.
Having said that, wouldn't you want necrophiliac clowns and a film crew - so you can make your first break into the lucrative necro-clown-porn crossover sector.
you need a hearse, or at least a hearse like vehicle. brightly coloured. and then find a way to fit too many clowns in it, so they just keep coming out, one after another after another. and put religious symbols all around the keg, and once you know what faith the fallen followed, you turn the side with their faith toward the casket. I think coordinated mourning is important. ooo, and oingo boingo music! playing through the cars sound system, loudly.
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Having said that, wouldn't you want necrophiliac clowns and a film crew - so you can make your first break into the lucrative necro-clown-porn crossover sector.
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Mmmmm... except if they're cunts. Which, using Sturgeon's Law, is probably quite a few of them.
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and put religious symbols all around the keg, and once you know what faith the fallen followed, you turn the side with their faith toward the casket.
I think coordinated mourning is important. ooo, and oingo boingo music! playing through the cars sound system, loudly.
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