So as I was washing my hands in the restroom today, I glanced down at a pack of "Velvet" brand toilet paper. On the package, it said, "The Family Tissue>" What, I asked myself, makes Velvet brand toilet paper the family tissue? Do the roses indented onto the paper more accurately reflect family values than say the hearts on Quilted Northern? Or ( Read more... )

I am officially 18 now.

R.I.P.
Alix "Bert" McNamee
5/20/2005 - 1/22/2006

Died of a broken heart... or piston... whichever.

She will be missed so dearly, especially by my feet who will now have to work a whole lot more.

Anyone know of a junker I can buy for cheap from a person willing to accept payments?

Let's put on our big boy faces, everyone!

So I was glancing through photos of mine recently when it dawned on me that I have no record of my life other than my writing. I use my photography for art, but can't it also serve the purpose of memories? So I decided to take my camera everywhere with me and snap pictures of whatever/whoever catches my eye ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Sell myself on ebay.

Get your resolution here

I found this on Carrie's LJ, and I found it funny. It's taking a stab back at the holiday and turning it into humor. It's about time someone does.


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I have found my rolemodel. This girl is everything that I want to be. I want to sing like her, dance like her, have ginormous glasses like her. Watch out Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson. You have competition.

Why do I have the sudden urge to go out and buy a gem sweater?

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Mack's Reason for Travelling Back in Time:

To steal a treasure map for some buried pirate treasure


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