I don't have to pee right now.

and I have never lied.

Hello internet.

It's been a while....since we've shared our lies together.

Yea i really don't have anything to say. Let's play a game. If you had to describe yourselves in one word what would it be?

It burns. A lot.

I cook so much fucking better than you. God Damn.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I SLEEP?!

and why am I so angry all the time?

Okay so I'm like, this is the 2nd non-ridiculous post ever and the first time I've ever done something like this. Feel special Ruben ( Read more... )

Sup sluts?

Sup ladies?

Sup guys?

So. We have a problem. My bed is haunted. I keep having the most fucked up dreams usually involving someone I know. Their persona in the dream is usually opposite of what i know them for and this has been causing me to wake up despising some of my friends. This feeling quickly dissipates but the duration of my rage seems to increase every ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, there was a great war between the pirates and ninjas over who would enslave the smurfs and force them to bake macaroons for them all day long ( Read more... )

In one hand I hold a Cadbury egg. It's sweet, and fantastic. In the other I hold a brick of cheese and a bottle of wine. Aged to perfection. Delicious only to a refined palette. I have to choose between the two and for some reason I can't stand it. I'm scared because I love the egg, it's filled with memories and experiences and best of all, ( Read more... )