Zohra Story!
Once upon a time, there was a great war between the pirates and ninjas over who would enslave the smurfs and force them to bake macaroons for them all day long.
The chief of the pirate clan, the Dread Pirate Roberts, promised an ocean of rum to any one of his swarthy dogs who could bring down the boss of the ninjas: Frank Jaeger.
Meanwhile, at the ninja headquarters in the middle of the fields where candy corn grows, Frank Jaeger promised an Ocean of Jaegermeister to anyone who would use his ninjas skills to take down the Dread Pirate Roberts!
Preferably with a sword.
ANd so, the ninjas sharpened their swords and the pirates sharpened their cutlasses for the ultimate battle, while the smurfs cowered in terror!
The pirates lurked in the ninja field waiting for the right time to ambush, while the ninjas strategically hid themselves around the fields so they could sneak up on their seafaring enemies...
when suddenly...they realized they were standing in a crop circle shaped like Gilbert Gottfried's face!
A chasm opened up in the middle of the field, and a shrill, cacaphonous sound blurted out "LOTION IN A BASKET! LOTION IN A BASKET!"
The pirates and ninjas screamed(yes, they screamed!) in terror as they ran from the leafy effigy of the world's most annoying voice, and the smurfs were free! No longer did they have to wait out their enslavement!
And so the smurfs dug out a river of vodka and had foam parties for the rest of their lives. THE END!
The chief of the pirate clan, the Dread Pirate Roberts, promised an ocean of rum to any one of his swarthy dogs who could bring down the boss of the ninjas: Frank Jaeger.
Meanwhile, at the ninja headquarters in the middle of the fields where candy corn grows, Frank Jaeger promised an Ocean of Jaegermeister to anyone who would use his ninjas skills to take down the Dread Pirate Roberts!
Preferably with a sword.
ANd so, the ninjas sharpened their swords and the pirates sharpened their cutlasses for the ultimate battle, while the smurfs cowered in terror!
The pirates lurked in the ninja field waiting for the right time to ambush, while the ninjas strategically hid themselves around the fields so they could sneak up on their seafaring enemies...
when suddenly...they realized they were standing in a crop circle shaped like Gilbert Gottfried's face!
A chasm opened up in the middle of the field, and a shrill, cacaphonous sound blurted out "LOTION IN A BASKET! LOTION IN A BASKET!"
The pirates and ninjas screamed(yes, they screamed!) in terror as they ran from the leafy effigy of the world's most annoying voice, and the smurfs were free! No longer did they have to wait out their enslavement!
And so the smurfs dug out a river of vodka and had foam parties for the rest of their lives. THE END!