The other night when I was watching Sub with Ashley on MTV2 I saw the absolute worst video comprehendable. I mean, I rarely get disturbed by anything, but the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs video is just fucking horrible. Kids dance around a dead dog and then step on it, later on a 7 year old girl cuts off a little boys hand, then this is met by a kids ( Read more... )

So I was thinking about Roman Coppola, and how his debut film CQ was so great. Not that it was pure entertainment, it was just raw atmospheric tranquility. I barely get mezmorized, but CQ did it to me. It was eye candy while waiting for those unabridged witty lines of dialogue.

I guess the whole thing is a love fest dedicated to that 60s campy ( Read more... )

I went and watched Saw last night, it was pretty damn funny. The ways that these killers come up with death's, one was like "you have a reverse beartrap attached to your jaw, you have 4 minutes to kill your husband with a knife and get the key from inside his intestines while he watches alive on heavy doses of morphine in order to unlock the ( Read more... )

Today has been swell. Friday and saturday I'm spending with ashy, Sunday I'm hoping to see Kyle. One thing is certain though, I'm watching Saw with Wally on sunday night to see Cary Elwes scream with sexy attire.

Also-! birthday is coming up and a lot of people are celebrating it, as they should. celebrate me I am the wittiest man alive, in a very ( Read more... )

Bush, we salute you. Sir of value, respect and persuasion. Oh how you sway our society with your silly stutters and your mumbling grammatical errors. Your precious smile and your disregard of human life, silly silly man ( Read more... )

Paul a woman? Marvelous.

I'm 4-2 playing the 5-0 Panthers, tonight only on Madden 2005.

Keenan McCardell should be the standout of the game. In other news I released PR Tim Dwight for fumbling 2 punts in one game. After I released him, I signed free agent Brian Mitchell on a one year contract and assigned him to return kicks and punts with a 20k bonus.
Apparently post- ( Read more... )

you silly bastards, did you honestly think I was going to trouble you with football statistics and trivial factoids? I think my journal would self destruct from unspeakable neglection so much so my screen name would also collapse to eternal dust and never be spoken of again ( Read more... )

I just started my Madden 2005 season and I won my first game 17-14 over the Texans. I think I'm going to keep a little mini journal and recap all of the scores from each game I play in the franchise. Just to be trivial and boring, then seduce you with transactions and happiness levels of all my players signed to my team. This is going to be a new ( Read more... )

my foot fell asleep. I really want to play football, no one will put together a tackle game. BASTARDS.
oh well. My friends loathe sports, they loathe them.

If anyone, and I mean anyone, decides to purchase a gift for me on my birthday. Get me something small, honestly, I'm not picky. I'll settle for a gift card or a candle. but fuck you if you ( Read more... )