Whoooooooooooo!!!!! I'm being happily bludgeoned in sports. Boston won last night, thank god. I'm hoping the Astros ruin the Cardinals tonight. I really fucking hate the Cardinals, their star players name is Albert Pujols, that's enough to wish them defeat. I can't wait till my birthday, I'm going to be stuck playing March Madness till I collapse ( Read more... )

Ten Mentionable Experiences1. Meeting Ashley ( Read more... )

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree10. Done a striptease ( Read more... )

I really hate when people purposely reinvent the spelling of a word, like it wasn't good enough for them the first time around.

Her: We have all country stations out here.
Me: Sucks
Her: ghey
Me: Whats up?
Her: what?
Me: didn't you say hey, but typo it?
Her: no...
Me: ..........wtf

Mr. Jack Thompson ( Read more... )

My eyes are so blurry right now. I feel like someone blew dust in my eye during a kickboxing tournament. Chooby. >_<
Uhm, I'm studying today, most of the day, well somewhat, then seeing Wally (if my eyes are visually able to accept the conceptual grasp of that by mid-day). On Saturday, it's all Ashley and me <3 swabble. On Sunday, hanging out with ( Read more... )

Some people are so irritating to converse with, let alone debate. Debating with people who don't accept facts and rather go upon their own judgment and assumptions isn't really a debate; it's a pissing contest. Fucking retarded.

Seau's is loud. I felt like a boar in heat was raping my eardrum. Thank you.
Oh yeah, you guys rock. You rock me till I cannot fathom any harder.

Full name? Robert Daniel Patrick
Do you like your name? I have three first names, which means I can rob you under three different alias'
Were you named after someone? my father and grandfather
What does your name mean? Bright and famous
Birthday? Nov. 23
How old are you? 19
Location of birth? San Diego, Ca
Where do you live now? San Diego, Ca
Do ( Read more... )