Carving the Days
you silly bastards, did you honestly think I was going to trouble you with football statistics and trivial factoids? I think my journal would self destruct from unspeakable neglection so much so my screen name would also collapse to eternal dust and never be spoken of again.
So with that said, I'll move on to a more appropriate subject; Halloween and all of it's tranquil festivities. Man, I am so excited, just the thought of it's dark ambiance and completely irrational celebrations gets me all giddy in this morbid fashion.
I mean, come on, horror movie marathons, evil decor and little kids dressed up in deathly customes. It's probably the only time in the year I can actually handle kids, well, except for the ones that wear the Scream masks, I will fucking box a kid over the head with their own pumpkin bucket if I see one of those again.
I mean, damn, I am making a go of this holiday - I'm totally taking off monday because of an overly unhealthy caffiene high I'm going to give myself the night before. Fuck candy, I just want a reason to be pissed off and run around at night partying and god knows what.
I cant wait to buy Dawn of the Dead today along with Cabin Fever - it's like cinematic orgasms.
Why you should get to know me: "Because I have dust on top of my fan, and friends don't let friends have dusty fans."
So with that said, I'll move on to a more appropriate subject; Halloween and all of it's tranquil festivities. Man, I am so excited, just the thought of it's dark ambiance and completely irrational celebrations gets me all giddy in this morbid fashion.
I mean, come on, horror movie marathons, evil decor and little kids dressed up in deathly customes. It's probably the only time in the year I can actually handle kids, well, except for the ones that wear the Scream masks, I will fucking box a kid over the head with their own pumpkin bucket if I see one of those again.
I mean, damn, I am making a go of this holiday - I'm totally taking off monday because of an overly unhealthy caffiene high I'm going to give myself the night before. Fuck candy, I just want a reason to be pissed off and run around at night partying and god knows what.
I cant wait to buy Dawn of the Dead today along with Cabin Fever - it's like cinematic orgasms.
Why you should get to know me: "Because I have dust on top of my fan, and friends don't let friends have dusty fans."